Dude, you reminded me of when the crash test dummies came to visit us in school in second grade in the late 80s... The first one shows up in costume saying that he's waiting for his friend, then they played the crashing sounds on a tape cassette player, then the second one came busting through the door saying "it's amazing where you can park doing 80"
And that kids is the only thing I remember from car safety education in school.
Oh man, that reminds me of the friendly police officer who would visit the classroom once a year to remind us that drugs are bad mmkay and hand out D.A.R.E. stickers for our rad trapper keepers.
Had it once, that and painted a lot because i had so much blood rushing to my dick. medically irresponsible the docter told me, so i cut a huge chunk off. I want it back but the docter wont give it back apparently it's in a museum now where people can admire BIG DICK 😂😂
Number of inches, or amount of dick would be the proper way to say this. Number is for when you can count it, amount is for unquantified things. Amount of semen used to make two kids, number of ounces of semen used to make two kids is another example.
Edit: new Reddit is so lame, I can’t even try to teach someone something without getting downvoted. If you downvoted this comment I hope you stub the same toe every day for a month straight.
No worries! I couldn’t tell, but I’m not trying to do anything more than help. So many native speakers don’t know the difference between these words either. I was just raised in a house with an English teacher, constantly being corrected is why I know
3 inches? That is clearly more than 3 inches. That’s at least 8 inches if not more. How dare you, sir, how dare you say that’s 3 inches in front of my wife
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u/Raytech555 13h ago
So the driver can hang himself