r/funny • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 14h ago

Where’s the PRNDL

credits : cherubg1rl

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u/NotBillderz 14h ago

"Why is there a rope here?"

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u/Raytech555 13h ago

So the driver can hang himself

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u/TheMinister 11h ago

You have a lot of belief in 3 inches being useful.

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u/KugelFanger 10h ago

I'll have you know i made 2 kids with that amount of inches.

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u/N3rd1x 8h ago

So one and a half inch a pop?

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

Nah, you always need some reserve just in case she wants more rope 😏

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u/SexyMonad 5h ago

Depends on if you include my dates with Palmela Handerson.

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u/lavatorylovemachine 5h ago

Cost him one ball each

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u/happy_idiot_boy 1h ago

So one and a half inch a pop?

Harsh way to find out mom cheated twice😂

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u/UsedDragon 8h ago

Hey, even a short turkey baster can still help make a lovely Thanksgiving bird...just needs more pumps.

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

Right... It's not about the size of the tools but the way you use it 😂

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u/tfyousay2me 8h ago

Bet they are short af

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

You can not imagine the potency my inches have.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos 8h ago

You mean like one of them is 2 inches tall and the other one is 1 inch or are they both 1.5 inches tall

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

The power per inch in bigger than that if you know how to use those inches properly

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u/zestyclose_match1966 8h ago

Are they 3” tall?

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

No, i alwayse keep one inch in reserve just in case my wife want "more rope"

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u/JustYourNeighbor 6h ago

You are a nice lady.

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

Why thankyou 😏

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 5h ago

That's what she told you

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u/KugelFanger 4h ago

I made that to easy for you guys 😂😂

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 4h ago

You shouldn’t have (nevermind the state of the world), you need to do your part in removing small dick genes from the gene pool.

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u/KugelFanger 4h ago

Carrying a python around all day gives you a bad back, you wanna raise a generation of bad backs?

At the end of the day we are all thee pump chumps anyway, big and small.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 4h ago

Yes , I’d happily trade back issues for basic functionality.

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u/KugelFanger 3h ago

I'm not sure if you are making a joke right now, but i did 😂😂 if you really think a big dick is all that, you clearly don't have one.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 2h ago

Can’t say I do, I mean I already have chronic back pain but if it was for a good reason…

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u/KugelFanger 1h ago

Had it once, that and painted a lot because i had so much blood rushing to my dick. medically irresponsible the docter told me, so i cut a huge chunk off. I want it back but the docter wont give it back apparently it's in a museum now where people can admire BIG DICK 😂😂

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u/Graylian 3h ago

Get a paternity test... Sorry friend

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u/KugelFanger 3h ago

No need, they look identical to me 😂😂. I am just good at using my tools.

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u/FizyIzzy 2h ago

Does anyone want to tell this guy, or should I?

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u/KugelFanger 1h ago

Let the "little" guy feel good about himself, why you need to burst people dreams.

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u/Snoo49601 1h ago

That’s only because you THINK the kids are YOURS ! 😝

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u/KugelFanger 1h ago

she told me mine was perfect, the big ones hurt

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u/Snoo49601 46m ago

Great ! We will have That chiseled on your Tombstone ! 😆

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u/Exotic-Champion9617 9h ago

get a D N A /

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u/KugelFanger 9h ago

😂😂, don't need to. They are undeniably mine.

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u/MaterialDetective197 8h ago

Compared sizes did ya?

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u/Snaw_Wee_ 8h ago

Brilliant

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

Fucking... 😂😂 God damnit. Here have a like 😂😂😂

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u/sloth_jones 7h ago edited 5h ago

Number of inches, or amount of dick would be the proper way to say this. Number is for when you can count it, amount is for unquantified things. Amount of semen used to make two kids, number of ounces of semen used to make two kids is another example.

Edit: new Reddit is so lame, I can’t even try to teach someone something without getting downvoted. If you downvoted this comment I hope you stub the same toe every day for a month straight.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 6h ago

People always confuse less and fewer. It doesn't take less semen even if you have fewer sperm. As long as that one winner is in the batch.

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u/sloth_jones 5h ago

That’s another one yeah, the number and amount is easier to remember imo so it becomes one I try to teach.

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u/KugelFanger 5h ago

I'm not native English, as you can tell.

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u/sloth_jones 5h ago

No worries! I couldn’t tell, but I’m not trying to do anything more than help. So many native speakers don’t know the difference between these words either. I was just raised in a house with an English teacher, constantly being corrected is why I know

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u/KugelFanger 4h ago

All good bro.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 4h ago

I always close with:

Please forgive me 🙏.