r/funny • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 14h ago

Where’s the PRNDL

credits : cherubg1rl

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u/NotBillderz 14h ago

"Why is there a rope here?"

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u/Raytech555 13h ago

So the driver can hang himself

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u/TheMinister 11h ago

You have a lot of belief in 3 inches being useful.

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 11h ago

That's what she said.

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u/No_Mony_1185 8h ago

3" going 100mph can do a lot of damage

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 7h ago

That's how he replied.

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u/johnnybiggles 4h ago

Not the mini burnout I was expecting.

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u/spariant4 4h ago

bravo brother

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u/Infamous-Leading-770 1h ago

😂🤣👏👏👏

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u/Bannon9k 5h ago

Dude, you reminded me of when the crash test dummies came to visit us in school in second grade in the late 80s... The first one shows up in costume saying that he's waiting for his friend, then they played the crashing sounds on a tape cassette player, then the second one came busting through the door saying "it's amazing where you can park doing 80"

And that kids is the only thing I remember from car safety education in school.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3h ago

Oh man, that reminds me of the friendly police officer who would visit the classroom once a year to remind us that drugs are bad mmkay and hand out D.A.R.E. stickers for our rad trapper keepers.

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u/TheGallifreyan 6h ago

Is damage what you're going for?

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u/Tobazz 7h ago

You think that mini can hit 100mph? 🤣

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u/oh_hai_brian 6h ago

You’ve never seen the Italian Job…

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u/Tobazz 6h ago

That’s old enough where they were still kinda cool though 🤣

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 4h ago

They sure can haul gold fast.

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u/NuncioBitis 6h ago

Sure... if you shoot it out of a cannon

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u/EarBubbly9421 3h ago

In a free fall, yes.

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 4h ago

Mini is a racecar

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 5h ago

He informed her thusly

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u/lavatorylovemachine 5h ago

So what you’re saying is if he just gets a running start before sliding it in then his 3 inches could potentially feel like she got hit by a 7?

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u/No-Quarter-2539 7h ago

BWAAAAHHHAAAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!🙄

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u/AMTravelsAlone 7h ago

Username checks out.

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u/rwalker920 3h ago

The only way I can bottom out in my wife is if I get a running start

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u/PlainSpader 2h ago

Some of the greatest men in history did allot less with less than 3”.

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u/UDPviper 50m ago

The Flash has a small wang.

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u/Capital_Critic 3h ago

HEY-OH!!! 🤣😆😅

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u/Suggett123 8h ago

The 80s called: You've won a valuable prize for perfect execution of their catchphrase

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u/BizzyM 9h ago

GOT EM!!

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u/Anxious_Camp_2160 6h ago

She definitely never said that, more like "what am I supposed to do with that!".

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u/No_Establishment8642 8h ago

That's what he said. She just rolled her eyes.

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u/det4410 6h ago

bing bong

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u/Capital_Critic 3h ago

HEY-OH!!! 🤣😆😅