r/funny • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 14h ago

Where’s the PRNDL

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u/TheMinister 11h ago

You have a lot of belief in 3 inches being useful.

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u/Efficient-Bet-5051 11h ago

That's what she said.

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u/No_Mony_1185 8h ago

3" going 100mph can do a lot of damage

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u/Bannon9k 5h ago

Dude, you reminded me of when the crash test dummies came to visit us in school in second grade in the late 80s... The first one shows up in costume saying that he's waiting for his friend, then they played the crashing sounds on a tape cassette player, then the second one came busting through the door saying "it's amazing where you can park doing 80"

And that kids is the only thing I remember from car safety education in school.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3h ago

Oh man, that reminds me of the friendly police officer who would visit the classroom once a year to remind us that drugs are bad mmkay and hand out D.A.R.E. stickers for our rad trapper keepers.