r/funny 14h ago

Where’s the PRNDL

credits : cherubg1rl

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u/BChurchmountain 14h ago

They’re going the John Deere route.

They want all repairs done their way and no third party involvement.

It’s gross.

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u/_Cinnabar_ 12h ago

wanted to help a friend replace the battery in her mini because it can't be that hard, I've done it enough times with other cars.

did some research since I heard there's a catch, turns out exchanging the battery is a bit more complicated than most cars, but still easy, that's not a problem.

BUT a new battery has to be "activated", or the start/stop function wouldn't work and "the car might not start at all".

this of course has to be done by a "licenced mechanic", i. e. the nearest mini center, and costs ~150€....

simply fuckin telling the car "hey, there's a new battery here, in case you didn't notice!"

and they of course also don't allow you to come with your own battery because "that might be unsafe"....

fuckers made a battery change that should have cost exactly the ~150€ of the battery then cost ~550€ 🙃

will never buy a mini ever

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u/mksmith95 12h ago

YES! Just like how some cars charge a subscription fee to simply use the remote start option! How disgustingly greedy.

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u/Dimmed_skyline 10h ago

Mini is owned by BMW FYI, they were the ones who kinda started the whole charging subscription fees on already installed features enshitification car brands are trying to push on us.

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u/6SixTy 26m ago

Rolls Royce: BMW

Mini: BMW

MG: bounced around now the marque is Chinese owned

Jaguar and Land Rover: was owned by Ford, now Tata Motors out of India

Aston Martin: was owned by Ford, now independent

Rest don't exist anymore (e.g. Layland)