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Where’s the PRNDL

credits : cherubg1rl

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u/BChurchmountain 14h ago

They’re going the John Deere route.

They want all repairs done their way and no third party involvement.

It’s gross.

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u/alex_c89X 14h ago

Lets hope the dumb cars catch on. I saw plans for a dumb truck where everything on the dash is back to analog. Not a screen in sight. Best part is that it should be below 30k. But this was like 2 years ago

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u/RockyBass 14h ago

A basic bluetooth radio for music is about the only "tech" i want on my car. It's probably the main reason I've kept my older car going for so long.

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 13h ago

I just bought a used car last year that had my first radio with bluetooth capability. It was dope at first, and now it constantly decides it doesnt want to allow my phone to connect for audio. Calls only. Its fucking infuriating

I really wish I just had an aux port.

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u/cuber_and_gamer 13h ago

This is the reason why I don't use Bluetooth in my car. I don't even use my phone because changing a song gets a bit too involved for my liking (especially during icy winter months). I legitimately use an iPod Nano in my car for music. No ads, no phone calls, and hundreds of songs at my disposal that can easily be skipped in a click of a button. No messing with a screen. I'm also lucky that there's a music store in my town that I can buy a ton of CDs from, rip them, and put them on my iPod. And I also now own all of my music because fuck streaming services.

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u/FancifulLaserbeam 11h ago

I legitimately use an iPod Nano in my car for music.

Right there with you! Even though my car is a 2022, it still can connect to a classic iPod, and I have one in the glovebox loaded with all our music. It works better than anything else.

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u/TheWausauDude 7h ago

I have an aftermarket stereo in one of my cars that has a usb cable running to the glovebox. I just threw my music on a flash drive and hit shuffle. No ads, no connectivity issues, just mp3s playing.

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u/digost 13h ago

I know it's illegal in many countries (including mine), but I solved it with a Bluetooth FM transmitter that plugs into the cigarette lighter socket.

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 13h ago

I dont think those are illegal in my country. I had one a long time ago and it worked pretty well, I should look into getting another. Thanks for reminding me about those things

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u/bigfoot17 7h ago

Add one of those, and old phone running "head unit reloaded" and you can have a fully capable Android Auto setup in any car

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u/Shiroke 13h ago

Why would that be illegal???

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u/digost 13h ago

Because for transmitting into FM range (or any radio frequency really, outside Bluetooth, Wifi and some other bands) you have to have a license. Legislation depends on the country, but those low-power cigarette lighter type of transmitters have low enough range and don't cause a lot of troubles, so usually they get ignored, despite being technically illegal.

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 8h ago

So what you're saying is I'm effectively a pirate radio station 🏴‍☠️

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u/digost 8h ago

Bingo

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 8h ago

Just looked it up and it's not illegal in my country. Slightly disappointed

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u/digost 8h ago

Bummer. But you can tell your friends that there are some countries out there in which you would be considered a pirate. An outlaw, if you will.

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u/helpful_helper 43m ago

Not illegal out of the box. Increase the transmit power enough though...

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u/TrippingFish76 11h ago

if you have an aux , a bluetooth-aux adapter / transmitter is way higher quality and works and sound a lot better

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u/digost 10h ago

I agree, but sadly my head unit doesn't have an aux.

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u/LuckyEmoKid 12h ago

Those are illegal in some countries?

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u/digost 8h ago

Yeah, but some counties enforce the laws prohibiting them moreso than the others. For example, in my country they're sold freely, you can find it everywhere, no import bans and no one would even care even if they find you using it despite it being technically illegal, whilst in Germany you can't even buy them (at least that's what I was told by my German friend). The reason being the output range of those things are usually just a couple of dozens of meters at best and don't cause a lot of trouble

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u/This_Is_My_93 7h ago

Good luck finding a clear station to listen to your music though. I have to change my station every 5-10 minutes because it keeps becoming obnoxious static noises

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u/digost 6h ago

Really? There are plenty of free frequencies in the FM band and you couldn't find one?

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u/NotAboutWords 13h ago

Mine is doing the same, but just since the last phone update.

Thank you for reminding me I have an aux port

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u/MrBattleRabbit 1h ago

I wish we would go back to old Single-DIN and double-DIN stereo installations. For a long time stereos were a standardized size across manufacturers, so swapping them was relatively easy.

My main car is about 40 years old, I added a really basic bluetooth-capable head unit to it, and it works fantastic for audio streaming. If it ever breaks, I can remove it myself and put in a new one for like $120 and a half-hour’s labor (less if I get the same brand and don’t need to splice on a new plug).

If the infotainment in my wife’s ‘23 Mini ever fails… god help me. She has the generation prior to the one in the OP and has way more physical buttons, but still, it’ll be like $700-800 just for the display.

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u/Midnight2012 13h ago

I recently pulled out the old CD binder and I'm loving every minute of it

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u/TBJ12 13h ago

Look into an FM Bluetooth adapter.

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u/loonygecko 13h ago

Yeah a lot of stuff is controlled through that screen unit now and mine these days sometimes just randomly decides not to turn on for a while and then I have no backup camera, not radio, etc. But it turns on later, maybe in 5 minutes, maybe tomorrow, but always before I could get it to a repair person. It's so irritating, no one knows what is wrong with it.

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u/Loves_tacos 13h ago

Go into your phone or car and unpaid your phone/device, the re-pair them. It usually helps fix exactly what youre describing.

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u/Danson_the_47th 11h ago

I usually have my phone plugged up to it anyways simply because I can charge it while going places, and the audio is just a little louder I think.

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u/SpiketheFox32 10h ago

This is why I still drive a car with a tape deck.

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u/za72 10h ago

let's see how many generations until car manufacturers agree on a bluetooth chipset as industry standard

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u/LizzyDragon84 8h ago

You might be able to get an aux port added- I added one to my car years ago.

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u/thehufflepuffstoner 8h ago

My 2012 car will only connect to my music if I have the Bluetooth on my phone on when I start the car. If I turn my phone’s Bluetooth on after, it only connects to calls. I’ll still take it over a big stupid touch screen.

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u/Spillsy68 5h ago

You might need to update the firmware. I had a Subaru outback that kept doing that. I contacted the dealer who said they usually update it when I took it in for a service. I looked it up and found out how to update it myself.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 5h ago

LOL. Be careful what you wish for. For years I wished that factory radios had an AUX port. It would have been cheap as borscht to include; a standard input format that had zero license requirements or patents.

Over the years, the vehicles I had came with AM/FM radios, and a couple had CD players, but no 3.5mm port.

I bought a new to me 2021 Chevy truck last year. I was tickled pink to see that finally, after almost 50 years of driving, they added a 3.5mm AUX port to a factory radio.

The issue? The port has a loose connection and every time I hit a bump, the radio switches to "AUX INPUT", cutting off the FM radio. fml

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u/real_eEe 12h ago

My mom got a new Tiguan. The screen is the size of my laptop and had an AI that constantly tries to talk to her. I swear it interrupted us talking and said something like "This conversation has feelings of sadness. Do you want me to change the music to fit your mood" or some shit. I asked her to turn it off and she said "I don't know how and I kind of like her." We really are fucked.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 6h ago

No fucking way that's actually crazy we are cooked

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug 4h ago

You sound sad, would you like directions to the nearest suicide booth?

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 4h ago

I'd give this 10-15 years before reality lol

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u/DownWithHisShip 11h ago

my work truck has automatic headlights... including automatic high beams for some reason that turn on in bad situations. i've inadvertently flashed soooo many people, the high beams love to turn on as soon as someone passes me. someone's going to road rage shoot me someday.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug 4h ago

Automatic headlights suck. My favorite was my old Tacoma, it turned your headlights off when you turned the car off. So I just left my headlights on all the time. It works so well that I honestly don't know why it's not just the norm.

Automatic windshield wipers are the one automatic thing I do really like.. because they also automatically adjust the speed to be perfect for the amount of rain accumulation on your window.

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u/rookietotheblue1 9h ago

Take the feature off?

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 11h ago

I like the screen for gps and music and that’s it.

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u/Aedalas 6h ago

I drive a '94 so pre-bullshit era for sure, but I put in an aftermarket stereo and a small add on Android Auto screen for just music and GPS. It's pretty nice, my wife has a new car and the only thing I'm jealous of is the heated seats and wheel. All that extra shit has exactly zero appeal to me and some of it even goes into the negative range.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 4h ago

I thought of two more things I like. The back windows have roll down shades for my kids. And the rear view auto darkens so I never have to adjust for bright headlights

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u/Aedalas 4h ago

Oh yeah... My wife's car has the darkening rear view mirror, that thing is really nice.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 11h ago

My previous car was my first with Bluetooth, it's so nice, great for audiobooks and phone calls. I wouldn't mind less digital components, though I do like the screen that shows me my fuel efficiency, nice reminder to drive slower.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 6h ago

My car just has a light that turns on when I’m driving the most efficiently. 2014 Rav4

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u/roastpoast 11h ago

Automatic climate control and adaptive cruise control with lane keep assist for them long drives

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u/stinkingyeti 11h ago

My bluetooth radio broke like 5 months ago. That's how little i care about 'tech' in the car. So long as the fucker drives I'm happy.

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u/PracticeTheory 11h ago

My car now is a 2015, and it feels just right. A tiny screen that is more or less optional since it can only display the current sound playing, the rear view camera, or access a handful of purely digital settings. Everything else is controlled by buttons. People (okay, my parents) keep asking me when I'm going to get a new car and I just laugh. I like my dumb car.

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u/TyckledPynk 9h ago

I bought a 2018 Honda odyssey a couple months ago. I do enjoy the CarPlay feature for navigation, and some of the driving aid features. I do not want a vehicle more complicated than that though, and I’d be okay if cars went back to old school tech. Like you said, we already have a computer in our pockets, we just need it hooked up to the speakers when we drive

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u/Amenthea 9h ago

I had the chance to give up my 21 plate Abarth and get an electric with all this stuff. Having driven 2 new electric cars in the last few months (and SUV and small hatch) I, to my surprise being in IT and loving tech/sci-fi etc, voted very much to retain the sound and feel of an actual engine underneath me, with buttons!

It has a touchscreen for the radio/satnav and some other bits but other than that it's all physical.

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u/justuntlsundown 8h ago

Bluetooth, Air conditioning, comfortable seat, decent gas mileage. It's all I want and will ever care about. Everything else is irrelevant.

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u/shastaxc 7h ago

I just want to be able to update the inforainment software myself. I would slap some open source shit on there so fast. They're all so bad.

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u/elebrin 7h ago

Here's the thing: I can put a small bluetooth speaker on my dash or in my cupholder or something, or wear my headphones. There are options.

Although, I like having an AM/FM radio that can tune the NOAA stations in the car.

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u/nathris 7h ago

$60 these days gets you a small touch screen with wireless Android Auto and Car Play that you can mount on your dash.

Both solutions run entirely off your phone so it's identical to any other car that comes with it built in. Only you don't need to worry about the manufacturer pushing a software update to remove or mess with it.

My old ass car has a cigarette lighter and an aux port but it has a better "infotainment" system than most cars on the market today.

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u/truesy 6h ago

Bought a new car recently. Has been holding onto my 2008 for a long time. But am pretty happy with my new Honda. The screen for Apple car play is good, and the physical buttons are there for the things you’d want them for. 

Other cars i looked at, like subaru and VW, are way too touchscreeny. 

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u/ProperProfessional 5h ago

8 track or riot for me.

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u/Rex51230 4h ago

I got a 99 bmw only thing I've done to is is put a Bluetooth stereo. Perfect setup everything works and I can fix almost any problem in a weekend

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u/Magikarp_King 4h ago

I like having a screen that shows my gps when I plug my phone in that's as far as tech needed to go in cars. Way too many things have gone digital when they should be analog. You don't need to connect your fridge, oven, blender , toaster, or any other appliance like that to WiFi. Same goes for your car.

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u/LocutusOfBorgia909 2h ago

I'm cool with having a screen that will do Apple Car Play and the equivalent, so I can have maps and music up there, but beyond that, I don't need all this other shit on a touch screen. And honestly, I drive a 2010 Ford Focus right now, and I bought an aftermarket screen to stick to the windshield for the GPS/music stuff, and it's doing the job just fine.

And while we're at it, can we get rid of the fucking LED headlights that seem to have the same number of lumens as the literal sun? There is no way those blinding lights aren't causing accidents out there.

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u/Anon_Jones 12h ago

I have a basic model 17 accord and I’m scared for when I need a new car.

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u/ManIkWeet 13h ago

Why? I have an old car and I just plug in an audio cable to my phone, which is detects and starts playing music immediately, and I drive away... I'm currently on a loaner and it takes forever for the Bluetooth to engage

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u/TrippingFish76 11h ago

if you have an aux but no bluetooth you can get an aux-bluetooth transmitter / adapter, just plug into aux and turn it on and connect your phone to it and you can play your music off you phone over the car speakers with just as high quality as using the aux or if it had built in bluetooth

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u/rookietotheblue1 9h ago

why I kept my older car going for so long.

Sure it's not cause you're broke?