r/funny • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • 14h ago

Where’s the PRNDL

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u/NotBillderz 14h ago

"Why is there a rope here?"

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u/FullaLead 14h ago

I'm wondering if it's to keep the emblem part from slamming into your face if the airbag deploys

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u/iwasinthepool 13h ago

Instead, it swings down and hits you in the crotch.

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u/Espexer 12h ago

Broken nose and a nut punch. Classic Geoffrey. Ha!

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u/Sexy_Squid89 5h ago

And who could be scared of a Geoffrey?

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u/DashTrash21 13h ago

*Swings down and Falcon Punches you in the crotch

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u/47radAR 13h ago

If nobody else got it, I did.

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u/Shalminoc 10h ago

A falcon punch? I don't understand… perhaps you could show me your moves?

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u/PassiveMenis88M 10h ago

Pow, right in the future generations

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u/DManimousPrime 8h ago

I heard the SOUND as I read this!

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u/Old-Radio9022 7h ago

The only thing I do is falcon punch off the edge after the first jump :'(

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u/H47o 13h ago

So you cannot reproduce. Because you deployed the air bag.

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u/zimisss 13h ago

Yeah right on the helmet

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u/E_P1 11h ago

So you get "Mini" stamped on your dick. A "Mini dick".

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u/RowdyHounds 9h ago

“Front towards enemy”

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u/androshalforc1 8h ago

it shall from this day forth be known as the crotch rope.

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u/Mertoot 7h ago

Once had a surprise airbag deploy in that region, was in pain for days after

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u/Spinnweben 13h ago

Advertising.

The surgeon in the ER can see: this life was saved by (reads patient's forehead imprint) IИIM.

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u/Playful_Assistance89 11h ago

It used to be an Audi.

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u/77entropy 10h ago

I wish I could award you all of my imaginary internet points for this. Thank you for a sensible chuckle.

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u/FarOutOfBounds 4h ago

Now im a lada?

Look... i tried

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u/libmrduckz 2h ago

yeah! you did!

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u/ersnwtf 10h ago

Hahahaha made my damn day 😂

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u/kathyvan 8h ago

That's hilarious!

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u/Upper_Importance6263 7h ago

I am laughing so hard at this I may die.

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u/Carrera_996 6h ago

The comments today are vicious and I'm here for it.

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 4h ago

For real, I knew this older lady, very wealthy. Had a brand new white Mercedes, and got into a collision.

When the airbag blew, it heated up the Mercedes medallion on the steering wheel, so hot it literally branded her arm. She now has a Mercedes brand which is somehow gangsta for an old white rich lady.

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u/rydenshep 13h ago

Why don’t they just.. hang on.. design a better fucking steering wheel

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u/leavemealonegeez8 13h ago

A great steering wheel that doesn’t whiff out the window while I driving. That is a good idea

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u/ryinzana 11h ago

Yeah, I wrote it down

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u/iamoceanic 8h ago

Oh nice

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u/HamberderHelper18 7h ago

You are doing the best at this

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u/malthar76 7h ago

Teaches pet!

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u/sincewedidthedo 4h ago

I'm sorry. I cannot think any good car idea because this guy keep farting.

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u/p4t4r2 3h ago

No. Room. For mother-in-law.

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u/Robdotcom-71 11h ago

Tesla enters the chat Well we're all out of good ideas... but I am sure Elon will get back to us with a shit one.

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u/shupload 10h ago

This thing also has a heads-up display. I drove the JCW-edition of it through sunny Europe last year. Its a funny car to be honest.

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u/Mental_Estate4206 12h ago

Or just manual airbag deployment

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u/Chrift 11h ago

Voice recognition and make it so you can count down to the deployment, like 3...2....1.....HEY SIRI DEPLOY AIRBAG NOW

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u/Stoyfan 13h ago

No, it isn’t attached to the airbag.

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u/Chill_Vibe10 8h ago

No it’s purely decorative.

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u/BrainWav 4h ago

I guarantee you the rope will do nothing when the airbag deploys. It'll tear or just rip off the plastic. It's just a weird aesthetic touch.