r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • 8h ago

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/ShakeZula_MicRulah 8h ago

I remember one time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, and then the grenade exploded.

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u/OurHouse20 6h ago

When Chuck Norris donates blood, all he needs is a pistol and a bucket.

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u/MutantApocalypse 4h ago

"Remember that time I donated blood?"

"Whose blood?"

"Some guy's."