r/SipsTea • u/SweetyByHeart • 8h ago

Wait a damn minute! It aint a myth

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u/bangerangerific 8h ago

Its said chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad chuck Norris never cries.

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u/Secure-Ad-9050 7h ago

he cried, once, some people refer to that event as noahs flood

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u/GroinReaper 6h ago

and no one had cancer anymore!! but most were dead...

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u/Behold_My_Beans 6h ago

You win some, you lose some

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u/th3ch0s3n0n3 4h ago

Chuck giveth, Chuck taketh away