r/whatisit 17h ago

New, what is it? My husband receives this every year as a Christmas gift

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Hi all - I could use some help on this. I'll give you all the information that I have. My husband works a job where he receives tips, and at Christmas he is often given other gifts - gift cards, bottles of booze, chocolate, stuff like that. For the past few years, one of his customers has given him this jar of...yellow stuff? Geographically - we're in the Boston, USA area. His customer is an older asian woman. The jar has not been "canned" (processed with a canner). My husband thinks it's a glass of tea, but that really doesn't make sense to me. He says the woman acts as if we should know what it is. If anyone has any idea (short of me opening it and drinking it without knowing what it is), I'd love to hear it!

Edit: Wow - this got so much more traction than I expected. And so many of you are sure that it's urine.

It doesn't smell like alcohol, so pretty sure it's not moonshine. It's definitely not honey. I'm guessing the Ginseng Tincture is most likely, I'll be sending a thank you note and asking for the recipe. Not sure when he'll see this customer again, so it may be a while until I have an answer for you all.

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u/BewitchyBoo 17h ago

My guess is a Ginseng Tincture, very similar in color and has the slight medicinal taste you describe - send a thank you note and ask for the recipe maybe if you want to be sure.

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u/DimSumNurse 15h ago

A lot of Chinese people from my village in the Boston area. I second ginseng tincture.

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u/avindictiveprinter 5h ago

village in the Boston area

I love New England.

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u/Extension-Math5183 4h ago

Coolidge Corner is a tiny village on the outskirts of Boston which takes a fortnight by horse and buggy.

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u/--zaxell-- 4h ago

Or three weeks during rush hour.

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u/avindictiveprinter 4h ago

A fortnight for an outskirt?! What is wrong with that horse?!

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u/StanleyQPrick 4h ago

He died 100 years ago

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u/Dead-Jonas 4h ago

I read that as people have moved from their village to the Boston area.

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u/YouHadTheHighGround 6h ago

The thank you note asking for the recipe is brilliant! I often receive rather dubious canned goods around holidays (my 68 yo father fancies himself a food scientist) and there have been a couple times I could have used this trick!

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u/Korlod 5h ago

This is almost certainly the case. It is a significant cultural tradition, especially with South Korean and Chinese families as it is a gift wishing for health, longevity and prosperity.

That’s a very thoughtful customer.

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u/linden_b_johnny 2h ago

Seconding this comment! The urine comments are… disappointingly bad jokes. But OP, this is a very kind and meaningful gift. It was likely made the way she was taught and I think it’s sweet to be receiving something with a history.

I’m adopted from Korea, so when my Korean friend taught me how ginseng is used and how it’s regarded in Eastern culture (specifically Korea), it meant a lot. Also the bitter medicinal taste is similar to some types of spirits (like aperitifs/digestifs) so a friend of mine uses it in cocktails! Stir it with some uncooked rice to mellow it out. Happy holidays!

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u/Long_live_styrofoam 17h ago

Home made moonshine

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u/MachineProof5438 17h ago

Apple pie

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u/Skwerl_Master 17h ago

its just missing the cinnamon stick floating in the jar

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u/Sweaty_Painting_8356 17h ago

This was my first thought. I made apple pie last year and gave jars like this to all my coworkers. Anything over 20% alc won't grow bacteria so it doesn't need to be canned. Shit is delicious. But you got to let it sit for a few months and the homemade stuff will usually have cloudy stuff in it from the cinnamon and nutmeg.

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u/Usawsomething 16h ago

My brother got a bunch of these from his buddy that made em one year. When I was living in his house, kinda between jobs and being a dirtbag. I got absolutely shit faced on it, very quickly, during the day while he was at work. He was not pleased with me. Glad that part of my life is over, at least.

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 17h ago

Homemade sake maybe.

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u/Long_live_styrofoam 17h ago

Or whiskey

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 17h ago

I mean, a simple sniff test, don't require the op to risk life as they know it. My wife said it's probably the key to a long life and you've thrown it out.

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 17h ago

Unless it’s pee

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u/CB1100Rider 17h ago

ESPECIALLY if it’s pee.

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u/LumenYeah 16h ago

Urine for a surprise

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u/Fackrid 15h ago

Now now, it can only be urine if it comes from the Urine region of France, anything else is just sparkling piss

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u/Lermanberry 15h ago

In France, they just call that region Paris.

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u/Socal_Cobra 15h ago

I mean in some jobs where testing us required, this is a commodity if it's clean! Then urine.

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u/PeaceABC123 15h ago

You've got to pee kidding.

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u/NatAttackor 15h ago

Are you kidneying me?

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u/Square_Policy4999 15h ago

I was hoping this was the beginning of a steady stream of jokes.

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u/WildBlunders 15h ago

Underrated comment! Made me chuckle out loud while at the gym

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u/chdchitown 16h ago

But what if it’s pee

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u/MichaelW24 17h ago

Don't kink shame, some people pay good money for that

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u/scorpyo72 16h ago

Do you mind sharing with me a list of buyers? I'm literally full of it.

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u/Safe-Comfort-29 16h ago

Around the corner from any probation offices or labs that do pre employment drug testing.

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u/TrentWolfred 16h ago

Oh, mine’s not worth anything there!

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u/nickyxpants 12h ago

I mean, they don’t know that

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u/Dependent-Aside-9750 16h ago

I'm in the wrong line of work.

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u/Quirky-Stay4158 16h ago

Do let your dreams be dreams. Bottle that pee and sell it if you can.

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u/shallowSnurch 16h ago

Make sure it's creamed and whipped first, add some stevia and then condense it, and then you can sell whipped creamed condensed sweetened sugar free gluten free lactose full piss product

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u/webernicke 14h ago

What a day to be literate

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 16h ago

BOGO sale is going on now

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u/shallowSnurch 16h ago

Stands for Buy 0 get 0

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u/FullMetal_55 16h ago

me too I guess, I've just been flushing mine down the toilet every day...

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u/Shoehorse13 16h ago

I'm running a half off sale for the holidays if you're in need for any last minute gifts.

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u/FullMetal_55 16h ago

I'll sell mine at half his price! as long as you don't mind a little competition :P

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u/Sixguns1977 16h ago

I'll sell you his at half your price.

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u/gunzby2 17h ago

Distilled and aged in an oak barrel

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u/imjustapourboy 16h ago

Clean pee pee is a hot market if you know where to sell it.

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u/dolcenbanana 15h ago

I'm following this thread just waiting for OPs sniff test haha my curious ass would've done it right away as soon as I got the jar.

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u/Tzipity 13h ago

Same. How do you receive this for multiple years and not even take a sniff??? I’ll even taste some if OP wants to send it to me. I’m invested.

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u/ShonuffofCtown 15h ago

Remember your high school chemistry class! Waft!

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u/thetaleofzeph 17h ago

Or mead. I have a jar just like this I'm scared of. Mint flavored mead. So they said. I still got it.

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u/PirLibTao 16h ago

Could be plum wine

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u/BirdBrain_99 17h ago

Oof mead is lovely, why ruin it with mint?

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u/ADHDeez_Nutz420 16h ago

Yeh it looks like mead. I have brewed it a few times and it looks like this.

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u/QueenBee299 16h ago

umeshu - cos it was given by a little asian lady :: https://www.justonecookbook.com/plum-wine/

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u/FitJuice9835 15h ago

This is my guess. My wife makes some every year and puts it in big jars with the plums and rock sugar. When it's done and ready to share she usually pours the golden liquid into smaller jars or containers. It's kinda sweet for my taste but her friends love it straight or mixed with lemon lime soda. Kampai!

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u/eichiy13 17h ago

This might be a great guess. I'll have to give it an actual try

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u/proggen45 17h ago

For a minute I thought you were replying to the "piss jar" comment lol

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u/someonesomewherex 17h ago

Try smelling it first. Just saying

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u/Alternative-Amoeba20 15h ago

If it's poison, you don't want to sniff it. You can inhale deadly vapors. Better to just slam it back in 3 -4 big quick gulps.

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 16h ago

maybe gently waft it first

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u/shadowsurge 16h ago

Pour a tiny bit in a fire proof vessel and drop in a match, if it ignites you have an answer

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u/AnyUnderstanding1879 16h ago

I would bet that it's apple pie moonshine, I sell a variant of it at a state liquor store

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u/jeff533321 17h ago

Why doesn't he ask her? Some people avoid alcohol or have food allergies.

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u/HeeyPunk 16h ago

You’re being too logical

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u/BobbyBrackins 16h ago

Logical would be opening it and smelling it

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u/emdubl 16h ago

especially since he has received this gift multiple times. you would think someone would have thought of that by now.

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u/BrickCityRiot 14h ago

Yeah and she says the woman acts like they should know what it is as if that’s weird..

No shit she does.. she would be crazy to act like he didn’t know what it is after multiple years of giving him exactly that

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u/twistedbrewmejunk 14h ago

Yeah he's in waaayy to deep now lol

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u/SparkleAuntie 14h ago

He needs a coworker to ask in front of her just as he’s taking a bite of something so she has to answer instead of him.

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u/hereforthetearex 13h ago

Or he could just ask his other co-workers. He can’t be the only one working there that gets this as a gift every year

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u/Timely-Union-6097 12h ago

Unless he's like a delivery driver, and then his coworkers wouldn't know this woman.

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u/14ktgoldscw 14h ago

Or phrase it in a way to have the “oh haha, no I obviously knew that, I meant what is this flavor I can’t put my finger on.” Follow up in the chamber.

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u/TheFishFromUnderTheC 13h ago

That’s a real risky play. What if that item only comes in a single flavor? It would be weird to ask for the flavor. Good play, but risky.

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u/HeeyPunk 16h ago

Either way he’s had years to figure it out apparently

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u/reginaldmcwhiskers 15h ago

Yeah just open it and chug it! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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u/otheraccountisabmw 16h ago

Why ask when you can ask strangers on the internet who can only guess wildly since all they have to go off of is a color?

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u/DiscoNude 15h ago edited 4h ago

They’re hoping for that magical response you sometimes find in this subreddit, a redditor who is so specific to the item in question, like:

“Boston-area Asian here, been making Yuletide Yellow Sake and giving it to friends since the early 90’s. It’s totally safe to drink, definitely don’t sniff it first, and remember to breathe out after you sip. Is your husband’s customer from Osaka? Give them a Kamehameha next time and they’ll know what it means ;) Happy Holidays from the south side!”

Edit: Good Morning Reddit! Thanks for the overnight awards, kind strangers!

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u/twistedbrewmejunk 14h ago

And what's the old freud saying sometimes a jar of yellow liquid is just Piss.

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u/Apart-Channel3737 15h ago

At first I was like “is this the woman?!?”

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u/AnapsidIsland1 13h ago

Someone with a frivolous dollar get this man the ‘frog drinking yellow tea award’ please. Well done!

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u/RichardBCummintonite 16h ago

Crazy how many people instantly run to the internet for anything they don't immediately understand. Nobody tries to learn anything out for themselves anymore. I get not wanting to ask awkward questions. I got anxiety too, but how hard is it just to thank them and ask what it is so you can properly use their gift? it could be some anal bum itch remedy that you try to drink.

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u/StarkillerWindu 12h ago

She has been giving it for years! If you ask now, then it becomes obvious that the gift hasn't been used prior to now!

You want to insult the lady?!? It is far too late to ask now!

It is likely huangjiu (traditional Chinese wine made from fermented rice often given as a gift) or umeshu (Japanese wine made from green plums) or something similar depending upon what country Asian the gift-giver is. Just smell it and drink up!

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u/Pabl0EscoBear 16h ago

Why didn't he ask her. It's been three years. Too late now.

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u/DriftyPadre 15h ago

Can ask, what do you call this?

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u/Speakinmymind96 15h ago

Yeah, I’d say ‘I can’t remember, what is the name if this?’

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u/The_Level_15 9h ago

"...how did you forget the name of a jar of piss."

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u/effitalll 16h ago

Redditors are not allowed to have actual conversations with actual humans. Didn’t you read the sidebar?

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u/capincus 16h ago

Because he's been getting it as a gift every year and it's too late to ask without admitting he's just been tossing her homemade gift for years.

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u/TheMythOfIt 16h ago

He can't ask now after pretending to know what it was for years. He's bluffed himself.

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u/Life_Temperature2506 17h ago

If I had known I could piss in a jar and give it as a Christmas gift, I would have saved alot of money over the years.

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u/myrddin2 16h ago

Please keep me off your gift list/s

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u/Life_Temperature2506 16h ago

Are you sure? I was going to give you a jar of my world famous chocolate fondue.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 15h ago

That’s why I freeze all my piss discs throughout the year then slide em under everyone’s door to ensure they get it, the post can sometimes be unreliable.

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u/Tzipity 13h ago

Piss discs and sliding them under everyone’s door gave me first a vivid memory of the red Netflix by mail envelopes (so a festive color for your special discs and everything!) and then my mental timeline scaled back to the days of AOL free trial discs. But either way seems like a winning formula. 🫡

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u/BobbyBrackins 16h ago

“Thank you I love it!”

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u/seahorseescape 17h ago

Just have your husband say “my wife really loves this stuff and wants to know what it called and I didn’t know the official name for it”

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u/TalesofCeria 15h ago

“Your wife loves the jar of piss? An official name? For the jar of piss I keep giving you?”

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u/kristas08 12h ago

This comment gave me a really good laugh.

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u/horriddaydream 16h ago

"You never heard of honey?" 😂😂😭😭

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 15h ago

OP said it's too thin to be honey and has no flavor.

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u/BillysBibleBonkers 14h ago

No flavor? I thought OP said they didn't wanna taste it without knowing what it was.

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u/SirHawkwind 12h ago

Surely it's worth drinking a little piss to further the investigation 

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u/NebulousNitrate 14h ago

“It’s piss you sick fuck!”

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u/practicalm 15h ago

Or say, “we developed a new allergy and I wanted to know more about this to make sure it is safe”

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u/COACHREEVES 17h ago

My wife wants to know how you make this. I understand if you don't want to give away your recipe but can you tell me something similar, even if it is not as good, that she can look up on the internet

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u/Objective_Damage_996 15h ago

“Why have you been DRINKING THAT????”

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u/Tzipity 13h ago

Actually what’s kind of brilliant about how this was framed is that at no point does this explicitly state it was drunk. Wife wants to make her own home remedy or whatever else it could possibly be. Needs the recipe.

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u/Any_Attorney4765 15h ago

"I just piss in the jar"

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u/ChryMonr818 16h ago

This is the best way, I like this one.

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u/thisdesignup 14h ago

That's when the plot twist appears, "You've been drinking it?".

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u/Gemraticus 15h ago

This right here. A good way to get an idea without seeming completely ignorant. Might ask her, "What do you call it?" After she tells you some ingredients and process.

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u/jwir3 15h ago

Also could you share the recipe? Maybe it's awesome.

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u/UnsharpenedSwan 15h ago

Brilliant. Perfectly tactful.

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u/Mortydelo 14h ago

First you get a jar, then you piss in it.

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u/cptredbeard1995 17h ago

Is she Japanese? It might be plum wine

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u/Effective-Name1947 17h ago

This is my guess. I used to make it when I lived near a Japanese grocery store (process would start in June and it would be ready at Xmas).

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u/Hookem-Horns 13h ago

Care to share your recipe process? I want to start this June

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u/triplenutter 15h ago

He said Asian so my guess is Kyrgyzstani

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u/dannysemi 14h ago

I met a few Kyrgyzstani people during my time in the military and this is exactly what their pee looked like

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u/Spencerthegiant 17h ago edited 13h ago

My guess is homemade apple cider or mulled cider? Can you crack it open and tell us what it smells like?

Edit: hey thanks yall. My first 500 upvotes. the smell test came back kinda medicinal, non cidery or alchy. So guessing some holiday spiced tea?

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u/Sad_Cheesecake_7730 16h ago

We still talking about pee right?

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u/reebokhightops 16h ago

clear and yella

tangy and brown

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 16h ago

If it's tangy and brown you might be dehydrated.

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u/AbeVigoda76 16h ago

Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples. And of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip-flopped!

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u/eichiy13 17h ago

Smells a bit medicinal, seems to be too clear to be home made apple cider.

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u/Dannyh1269 17h ago

I immediately thought some kind of traditional Chinese tea. I think that’s what it is. Without sugar it won’t taste much just medicinal as you said.

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u/panda_poon 17h ago

Tea maybe with local herbs?

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u/sti77loading 17h ago

LOOL cudos to op’s husband for pretending like he knows what he’s receiving year after year you’re likely making that old Asian lady’s day.

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u/ThouMayest69 12h ago

Ahh yes my yearly jar of yellow stuff. My last jar was running out. This saves me a trip to the place where I get more yellow stuff! 

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u/Forsaken-Syllabub427 17h ago

I'm gonna guess ginseng. Old Asian ladies love ginseng.

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u/elastic-craptastic 11h ago

Used to live in Chinatown in Boston. That was my first guess. Doesn't smell but has a distinct... urine taste.

Mine always had a label that looked like this, 鬼佬, I think? That's what my phone copies/translates it to anyway.

An old lady used to give me a jar like this too. SHe even had a nickname for me since I was one of the only non-asian looking people that lived on the block. "Short Guy"... well she said "Guy Low" but I understood what she meant ;)

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u/pelican626 17h ago edited 17h ago

I had a friend who was big into king fu and he used to have a similar looking stuff. Smelled herbal and alcohol and it was a rub he would rub in his skin, suppose to reduce pain/ inflammation

Edit, after looking it up it could be dit da jow or length gu shui. Also I have no idea without actually seeing/ smelling it. But he always had it in a similar jar

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 17h ago

The best we can tell you is that it's a clear yellow liquid.

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u/Altruistic_Guide_839 15h ago

I think the best we can tell her is that she has communication issues

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u/GeneralOcknabar 17h ago

Its Jarate!

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 16h ago

LOL it totally is too.

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u/Dannyh1269 17h ago edited 17h ago

My wife is Chinese and she also said some kind of tea. It’s the color of green tea. With some other stuff maybe. Weird gift tho. She doesn’t know why it would be a gift. Not traditional or anything to give a jar of herbal green tea. It would be a more traditional gift if it were unbrewed green tea leaves.

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u/Seaworthy-7432 17h ago

Turmeric or ginger tea?

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u/Delicious-Ideal3382 17h ago

This legit has taken off. I can't wait for op to tell us what it taste like. Basically been triple dog dared at this point.

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u/eichiy13 15h ago

I tasted just a bit, really didn't taste like anything. I have a bit of a cold, so my taste might be hindered, but not sweet, no alcohol, not syrupy. I'm so sending my husband to work tomorrow in hopes of seeing this customer so he can find a way to gracefully ask what the heck it is!

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u/Emotional-Writer-766 14h ago

You are taste hindered and your husband is hearing impaired. Come on now.

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u/ImmediateCarob7417 17h ago

just open and taste it? maybe it is honey

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u/eichiy13 17h ago

way too thin to be honey. I tasted a bit, does not taste sweet or honey like at all.

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u/Songbird9125 17h ago

Can you describe the taste? Did you dip your finger in, if so is the liquid oily?

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u/eichiy13 17h ago

liquid is not oily, had very little flavor

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u/FennAll 16h ago

Probably some sort of tea if it smells medicinal. Have him ask her what’s in it. That way she can tell him what it is made with, and he isn’t asking what it is directly. That would definitely give you a direction for figuring out what it is.

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u/Razolus 17h ago

It's pee

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u/EasterEggArt 17h ago

Worse: fermented pee (since she said it is not fully liquid).

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u/Songbird9125 17h ago

Then I don't know what it is but I don't think it's moonshine as some have suggested. You'd taste the alcohol

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u/LandscapeSpecial4366 17h ago

It’s his pee jar and he’s made a yearly excuse as to why he has it

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u/wino_degas 17h ago

Looks like the limoncello that I make

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u/DrRegardedforgot 17h ago

Put it in the fridge, if it turns white it's ghee

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u/mEFurst 17h ago

Ghee would typically be (mostly) solid at room temp

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u/GaryFinkle 15h ago

Thank you for clarifying

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u/GigglePants77 13h ago

CLARIFYING!!!!

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u/isitiswhatitis 16h ago

Close to Ghee

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u/Serpenyoje 16h ago

Closer my God to Ghee

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u/Accomplished_Fix4677 16h ago

A jar of THC distillate

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u/bookworm357 17h ago

It’s Urine for the end of the year drug test!!! Your husband is eating Willie Nelson’s spinach. Help is out there.

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u/Shot_Evening_9176 17h ago

Hence, the “works for tips” statement.. (nudge nudge)

I was a bartender for 13+ years and only remember about one third of them…. It’s another beautiful upside of working the service industry! 🙂‍↕️

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u/elizabethredditor 17h ago

Have one of his coworkers ask her next time she comes in

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u/Rare-Newspaper-8171 16h ago

I was thinking the same. Have someone say “hey what is the jar you gave him? He won’t tell me!” 🤣

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u/DirtyWsBird 17h ago

It's homemade piss.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 17h ago

way better than the store bought piss for sure.

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u/Bobobo-bobobo-bo-bo 17h ago

I like to think the woman is playing yall and the gift is the mystery

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u/rocketmn69_ 17h ago

Ask her, "What exactly do you call this?"

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u/soygreenteapls 17h ago

It smells super herbally it could be ginseng?

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u/Status_Change_758 17h ago

Idk. Maybe go to an Asian market and see if anyone knows.

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