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u/Sett_86 19h ago
On that note, I just bought a used enterprise HDD, and it takes like 30 seconds just to spin up, and then I'm staring at a black screen for another two minutes. Yay.
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u/Simple_Project4605 19h ago
But you get those unforgettable screech scritch noises all the way through!
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u/THE_KILLER_4 1h ago
Tbh I’ve seen a lot of HDD based systems being pretty acceptable, I think something is on with that HDD especially since it’s used
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u/Flagge33 PC Master Race 21h ago
Windows Fast Startup is a bane on IT device management. People think they are rebooting their machines when in reality they are just putting the machine in a modified sleep mode, which then means items like patching don't get processed.
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u/JUSTIN102201 20h ago
I found that out recently. I was troubleshooting issues and found out my OS had been running for 22 days straight. Disabled fast startup, and guess what? It still starts up pretty damn fast. Setting is unnecessary
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u/Hate_Manifestation 17h ago
is there a time when this is not the case? even after power cycling my PSU it still starts up in maybe 10 seconds instead of 5.
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u/Flagge33 PC Master Race 17h ago
The largest change was when people switched their drives from HDD to SSDs. Startup times were cut from minutes to seconds. MS was already working on their the Fast Startup solution in vista but turned it on by default for everyone in Windows 10. But now that everything has a SSD boot drive fastboot isn't really worth it.
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u/Hate_Manifestation 16h ago
yeah I just mean is there any way through power cycling or resetting your CMOS that it's wiped, or is it strictly an OS thing?
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u/Obvious_wombat 19h ago
My older PC took a few seconds to boot to screen.
My new one 5080 with ATX 870E and Ryzen 7. 9800X3D 128gb ram takes 5 damn minutes to boot up due to memory checking apparently. You can disable this feature in bios but it destabilizes your pc. So I have adapted. Turn on PC, then go and make a nice cup of tea.
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u/Evening-Brief7620 PC Master Race 18h ago
Even our monitors took a minute to warm up back in the day.
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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman 18h ago
I swear I see this shitty meme posted once a week and I don’t even spend much time on this sub.
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u/Substantial_Lemon329 17h ago
3 seconds is an absolute wonder
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u/Salem13978 17h ago
Leaves his AM-5 machine in training mode, cleans desk and carefully places coffee and snacks about ... checks monitor for cleanliness ... where's my coffee ... mmmmm mmmm ... oops there's my PC
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u/Chris56855865 Old crap computers 20h ago edited 9h ago
So my mom's Dell Optiplex 755 has been running like utter shit ever since we bought it (used from a secondhand PC shop, ex office fleet machine), because it came with an HDD, and it runs W10. She really doesn't use it beyond email, browsing, and work related learning courses, so she always said it's fiiiine, but was obviously fed up with waiting for shit to load. I'd do some maintenance about once a year, because updates were not getting installed, disk needed defrag, you know how it is (you're lucky if you don't).
So I took action, got a basic 250 gig SSD, cloned the system over, and now the PC boots in seconds, is immediately usable, and shuts down in seconds, and mom is overjoyed, because she prefers a desktop over pretty much anything.
Yeah, sure, Ryzen this, RTX that, but fucking solid state drives man, these are magic.
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u/Telikasan 12h ago
First and best pc: 486 DX2 33mhz/66mhz (w/turbo) and scuzzy hd that sounded like popping popcorn *chefs kiss.
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u/maxtrix7 Retro Sage 9h ago
You need to do the same meme but with TVs. Now they will take up to 1 minute to start due to all the smart crap that they have included.
My top-of-the-line Samsung S90F is extremely slow when I call the home to change input!
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u/Diligent_Appeal_3305 9h ago
3 seconds lol ? Maybe with laptops, not with desktop boards where cold boot ddr5 training takes forever
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u/cjandstuff 6h ago
I don’t care how fast it boots up, I’m still turning my work PC on and then going make a cup of coffee.
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u/MotherPotential 19h ago
Weren’t people doing speed runs of power on to Windows cursor moving? Why don’t people do that anymore?
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u/RevolutionarySite578 19h ago
In a weird way the fans reaching jet engine noise level gave me comfort that "she's working!"
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u/Mrbusiness_2433 18h ago
Played on a HDD on my old PC and whenever i wanted to play modded Skyrim i had to load 5 minutes each time, and since my modlist wasn't the most stable one, I had to relaunch 5 minutes each time it crashed🥲
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u/CaptainPrower 17h ago
It took less time to have a pizza delivered than it took for my old HP shitbox to load Sims 2.
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u/StrobbScream 16h ago
Total War loading time pre SSD era. The time you drank shitton of tea/coffee.
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u/-ben151010- Intel i9-12900K/Nvidia RTX 4070 Ti SUPER/32GB Ram 13h ago
I realize how spoiled I am with my new pc. I forgot some files from my super old one, cleaned it and booted it up. That thing could barely run Roblox at 480p at 1 graphics back in 2013.
My super old 2010 dell laptop. Jesus it was a malware ad riddled mess.
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u/TyrKiyote 13h ago
I remember when pentium came out. Pentium 4 was where it got good.
Played a lot of 1998 era pc games <3
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u/RUPlayersSuck Ryzen 7 5800X | RTX 4060 | 32GB DDR4 10h ago
Saw a post on X recently. It was a video of some guy allegedly wating 6 minutes or so for his Windows 11 notebook to boot up (basically a post about how crap Win 11 is).
I replied it was either a faked video or the notebook was fucked, pointing out my new laptop takes about 20 seconds to go from powered down to desktop, while my "lightly upgraded" 7-year-old PC can still do it in under a minute.
Still, it was kind of handy when you could switch your PC on, go get a drink and/or go to the bathroom and be back just in time to start working. 😄 Do I really miss it? Nah...
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u/Warcraft_Fan Paid for WinRAR! 4h ago
C64: LOAD"*",8,1
You'll have time to take a shower, prepare 17 course feast, build a house for Habitat for Humanity, and help the poor at soup kitchen before the game is finished loading.
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u/Cheap_Collar2419 1h ago
humans are so fucking weird, you are using the exact same meme but just changed a word or two.
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u/SnowTitan77 1h ago
My old computer used to take 40 minutes from start to launching Google, oh how I don’t miss it
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u/tricolorX i7 265KF DDR5 32GB @7400 rtx 4070ti PC 21m ago
Strange ive changed to new hardware and updated to win 11 and it takes forever to starup, sometimes even crashes at the windows loading screen. Very very inferior to win 10.
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u/Boomy_Beatle Ryzen 7 5800X3D | Radeon RX 6950 XT 20h ago
I'm so fucking tired of this same meme over and over.
The top one is completely made up. Nobody actually thinks like this.
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u/violetyetagain 5700X3D | 7700XT 12h ago
You are getting downvoted for telling the truth lmao. This crap meme gets reposted here almost every month

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u/Disastrous_Use4447 Core 2 Duo E6850, GTX 750ti, 6 GB DDR2 21h ago
watching all 2 of my CPU's cores reaching 100% like:
"Its ok buddy, you can do it! Just take your time."