r/mildlyinteresting • u/moreisay • 17h ago

My fresh-out-the-package sponge is missing a chunk

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/wowwroms 17h ago

i eated it

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u/moreisay 17h ago

Super clean bite, too! Are you a turtle or bird or another beaked animal?

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u/PhasmaFelis 12h ago

Yes. All of those

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u/squirrelbeanie 10h ago

Is that what they call a…

Turtle dove?

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u/Zankastia 9h ago

Please get out.

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u/petdittpy 9h ago

Haha Sometimes

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u/Redditallreally 2h ago

Yeah, it’s so graceful! 😍

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u/Evangelynn 17h ago

Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bob!

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u/ExhibitAa 17h ago

You put it in your mouth, Teddy!

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u/imaginarypuppets 16h ago

I want some sponge!

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 16h ago

dont feed a guy a sponge bobby

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u/BlumpkinLord 12h ago

Wipes on the way out, good choice.

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u/BadMantaRay 16h ago

Mmm yummy

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u/narmowen 14h ago

Is your name Ian?

/r/necronomipod

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Tris-chan 10h ago

No i think he eated it

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u/_metamax_ 17h ago

I have the missing piece. If you ever want it back, you’ll have to send me 3.50 monies. No low balls.

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u/Public_Size_2228 17h ago

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u/ALexGOREgeous 13h ago

I can hear the intro music already

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u/haotshy 15h ago

Only looked at the comments to see if this was posted lol

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u/end1essecho 10h ago

first thing I thought of

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u/parker1019 17h ago

Teddy ate it….

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u/moreisay 17h ago

You don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bobby

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u/shappencack 17h ago

Monét X Change is at it again.

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u/moreisay 17h ago

Iconic

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u/EstMagnum 13h ago

Soak it up.

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u/sunflower_emoji 13h ago

You should write an email to the company, they’ll probably send you a few replacement sponges and some coupons as apology.

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u/waitingtobebannedd 14h ago

Shrinkflation

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 4h ago

That’s what I thought too lol

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u/TheUpgrayed 16h ago

Hey, cool! Thumbhole for when using the scrubby side!

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u/firestar268 16h ago

when it was baked, there was a extra large bubble there

/j

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u/Chrisbradley1 15h ago

Some ate it thogh5 it was sponge cake

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u/Realk314 15h ago

I wouldn't even be mad i dont think, i'd just fold the green to scrub a part of the plate and then do the rest with the sponge.

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u/Prior_Soft_5423 14h ago

Was it 20% off?

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul 9h ago

must have got shifted out of position in the sponge cutting machine

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u/CamilotheHero 8h ago

Oh I know this one! It's where they check the quality of the cheese by taking out a small cylinder of it

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u/Springmario 10h ago

Shrinkflation is getting out of hand

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u/SSJ4Nappa 9h ago

Dad tax taken to literally. 

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u/ACcbe1986 15h ago

The green is my exterior and the yellow is my soul.

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u/roughczech 14h ago

SpongeBob got a haircut

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u/DetailedDog96 9h ago

Sorry man got a lil hungry.

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u/NervousGrocery8044 3h ago

Shrinkflation

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u/poyo_men 2h ago

It would be funnier if at the end of the cup it said "good boy"

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u/Virgi_septik 2h ago

Someone was hungry

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u/thecrimsonfucker12 31m ago

Must not be sponge worthy