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Where’s the PRNDL

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u/Kalopsia_82 11h ago

Atleast there is a "shifter", just wait until they remove it and make you swipe up and down on the screen to change direction, oh wait.... /s

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u/mr_cf 7h ago

European regulations are banning essential functions on touch screens. They are bringing in a requirement for physical buttons, knobs and switches, as screen cause drivers to take their eyes off the road for too long.

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u/TyroneSwoopes 6h ago

Imagine how enshitified everything would be if the EU wasn’t there as a consumer protection buffer. The US would be fucked especially under our current admin who couldn’t give two shits about consumers.

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u/by-myself_blumpkin 5h ago

It's so silly because a lot of these changes just feel like out of touch executives going "we gotta put touch screens in there! That's how you know it's a new expensive car!" And not caring about the application at all. Just put the technology in it, figure out why later.

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u/DropstoneTed 5h ago

Touch screens are frequently confused as a luxury item by consumers, and double as a cheapout for manufacturers since real quality gauges and switchgear are more expensive.

Any time you see a car full of screens, it's because the manufacturer was trying to cut costs.

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u/mortemdeus 5h ago

Tesla has entered the chat

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u/anv1dare 2h ago

My neighbours got a Tesla and a Kia. They showed me the difference in buttons. Meaning the Tesla has none, the Kia has them all.

I said thank you and got myself a Kia. Love it.

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u/mortemdeus 1h ago

Similar story for me. A buddy of mine got a Tesla model Y and I drove him to the airport in it a couple times. Hated the thing and was very reminded of apple's captive design, basically where they design things intentionally different for the sake of being different so people get use to their way, making other things feel off as a result. Everything on the center screen and having to go through a touch screen menu for windshield wipers was an absolute deal breaker. Got a Kona EV and love it, meanwhile my buddy has trouble driving his wifes car now and she hates all the blindspots in the Tesla and refuses to drive it.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 3h ago

It looks so lazy too. Just plop a giant screen in the middle of the dash.

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u/mr_cf 4h ago

Oh for sure, I desperately wanted a touch screen radio for years… now I want my knobs back!

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u/Asaisav 4h ago

My car has a small touchscreen just for audio and navigation, and it's actually great. Built-in touchscreen displays are a great addition to cars, it's just corporate greed took things too far (shocker).

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u/DropstoneTed 3h ago

Yep, my 2017 has a large enough touchscreen to serve audio and run Android Auto. Having to use the touchscreen for Android Auto is bad enough.

I also have a PRNDL (didn't know it was called that but it is now). Later years on my model switched to the push-button transmission which is positively the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Even the junky Ford / Chrysler washing-machine paddle style shifter knobs are more intuitive than that.

I take care of it and hopefully I'll keep my current ride functional for a long time because everything less than about five years old is going to this ridiculous touchscreen control scheme and I won't buy a car that relies on that. OEMs need to do something useful and bring back the manuals.

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u/Scholander 3h ago

We struggled when trying to buy a car last year. We wanted a fully-electric second car, since it's our second, mainly used for a short commute or around town. Our kid was going to learn to drive, and we really wanted a "real" car with minimal screens. Boy, that was hard. We test drove at least 12 different models, and did a lot of homework.

Settled on a Volvo XC40 Recharge. Great car! Ironically, it has two screens. It has a big screen, but is not needed at all while driving. And it puts a map in front of you, where your speedometer etc is, so you don't have to look to the side while driving. But all the actual controls you'd use while driving are physical buttons, etc, and no need to look at the big screen at all, and can be set to not be interacted with while moving. Close enough.

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u/DropstoneTed 3h ago

Interesting. I'm definitely open to EVs though I can't tolerate the apparent reflexive shift away from analog controls that goes along with it. XC40 is a nice car, enjoy that.

Leave it to Volvo to integrate screens in a manner that is consistent with the operation of a vehicle at speed, rather than just cheaping out by slapping some dorky glowing frisbee on the dash running a glorified phone app.

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u/fireduck 3h ago

Yep. You don't need to know what features will exist in the car, you don't need to know what the buttons do. You just put in the touch screen and then to the software later.

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u/evilcrusher2 1h ago

Lol the circuitry and parts seem cheap but with labor and parts it will cost you way more as a consumer. It eliminates 3rd party options behind software locks.

The thought process is that and that it's safer to use hands fee voice controls (despite the shit system cannot recognize any accent beyond monotone English).

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u/captcha_is_purgatory 1h ago

Touch screens are frequently confused as a luxury item by consumers,

It's because of who the consumer is. The average new car buyer is in their 50s, with an average price above $50k. They barely understand how their smartphone works, so they think anything with a screen stuck to it is fancy and advanced.

and double as a cheapout for manufacturers since real quality gauges and switchgear are more expensive.

This is actually a LIE. Source: I used to work in auto manufacturing, but also just take 5 mins to look at the cheapest new cars on sale. All of them have buttons and manual controls. The truth is it's cheaper to have just a big screen then a big screen AND manual controls, but a small screen and manual controls will always be cheaper.

The reality is industrial designers are ruining their products on purpose to appeal to boomers more, not to save money because it doesn't.

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u/G0rkon 3h ago

The touch screens are cheaper for manufacturing and have the added benefit of more expensive for the consumer to replace when they break. Plus when essential items are built into the touch screen if it breaks you can't just deal with it to save money, you have to spend all the money. The money that has to go to the OEM for the replacement. Oh also the touch screen has a shorter lifespan than a physical switch/know or gear shifter. It's anti-consumerism all the way down.

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u/parnaoia 3h ago

you're giving too much credit to random execs. This is 100% Elon being a cheap asshole during the post-pandemic supply chain crisis and going "Why do we need a shifter? It isn't connected to the drive train like in gas cars anyway, so we can just put it on the screen. Bam, $30 saved, I'm such a genius!"

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u/NotAComplete 2h ago

It's cheaper to shove the functions into one muti-purpose single use unit than having multiple dedicated devices. With how advanced computers are, even the cheapest chips can generally handle every base function like heating. No extra equipment required. It also makes it harder for third parties to repair and instead of a $100 repair it's a $1000 repair.

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u/CptCheesus 2h ago

I drive a 2012 Benz and i swear to god this was peak userinterface. Not a single Touchscreen, a decent but big enough screen and every Essential thing on a Button without it being overloaded like an airplane Cockpit. This, with android/car play would make the best thing ever fr

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u/by-myself_blumpkin 1h ago

Yeah I've got a 2008 Lexus and it's like, if I had some Bluetooth phone connectivity I would never want to get rid of this car. For now I will settle for a Bluetooth dongle.

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u/DIY_TheStig 5h ago

Aw come on, "give two shifts" was right there...

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u/ReplaceSelect 3h ago

Watch a 30 second ad before shifting into reverse

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u/CTQ99 3h ago

Wait until its all voice activated and gesture activated and something on the radio triggers it. Then again, sitting back and yelling random bullshit go would be fun for like, a day maybe.

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u/ParinoidPanda 2h ago

Why is everything political? This is why you don't leave designers unsupervised, and especially why it's important to allow for critical feedback.

This sort of thing could happen anywhere at any time to anyone who doesn't guard against it.

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u/adadagabaCZ 43m ago

Imagine how not shitty everything would be if the EU didn't fuck money out of its citizens on every step it takes. Issue: Climate change. Solution: Tax your citizens. That's the thinking that goes in Brussels...

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u/Cloaked42m 4h ago

As an American, I'd like to thank Europe for doing that.

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u/belligerentBe4r 6h ago

Good, even VW was going full regard, and when you’ve even lost the Germans to form over function, then you’ve lost the world.

Except Mazda and Toyota, they keep killing it.

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u/__slamallama__ 5h ago

They aren't doing it for design, it is purely cost cutting. People do not understand how expensive buttons are or how cheap haptic touch controls are.

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u/mr_cf 4h ago

True, and everything is shareholder value these days. Sad times, the regulation is needed just for manufacturers to do what is best for

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u/__slamallama__ 4h ago

Realistically there is just a ton of pressure for OEMs to add features without adding cost. Despite the common narrative that cars are so expensive, most of them are barely going up faster than inflation... But customers demand they get driver assistance, better fuel economy, heated seats, you name it.

So they all want to find other places to get cost out of them. And they decided on buttons because they thought it wouldn't get noticed as much.

If new car buyers were willing to buy simple cars they would build it, but the amount of people that are willing to walk into a dealer and buy a basic car is vanishingly small... And those few buyers just go to Toyota anyway.

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u/spacemansanjay 20m ago

To add a bit of context, designing and manufacturing and fitting the buttons isn't even the most expensive part. It's designing and installing and testing all the wiring which costs more. Replacing that hardware and those processes with software is where the big savings are, apparently.

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u/cocococlash 1h ago

Toyota is starting to turn. Pushing subscription model. I'm really disappointed about it.

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u/get_to_ele 5h ago

Yeah essential functions need dedicated controls. The Infiniti we had for a while had an environmental control that was flat out unusable. Atrocious.

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u/MrFastFox666 4h ago

Bro thank fucking god. I used to dislike the EU for regulating everything but now I'm starting to realize that's actually a good thing.

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u/Shooting64 4h ago

It's not a "European" regulation but more of a regulation from Euro NCAP, an independent crash tester. Cars will only get the full rating by providing physical buttons for the most needed functions.

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u/kungpowgoat 3h ago

Things that are large, heavy and move really fast and can be catastrophic if something goes wrong need to have physical levers and controls that the operator can always feel and control in an instant if necessary. Car companies need to stop catering to the lazy for the sake of “convenience”.

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u/mondaymoderate 2h ago

American car manufacturers discovered this in the 80s and then completely ignored it when touchscreens became popular again.

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u/HourPlate994 2h ago

Well praise be I don’t live in Europe anymore then.

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u/cmndrhurricane 10h ago

Shifting gear becomes a microtransaction

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u/LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg 9h ago

Apparently, Britain is brining in a taxed-by-the-mile scheme for electric cars and PHEVs. So for them, driving itself will kinda be a microtransaction.

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u/Benaaasaaas 9h ago

Well there is already such a thing for petrol/diesel cars it's called excise tax.

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u/cgimusic 9h ago

Vehicle excise duty is already paid on electric vehicles. This new tax is more akin to fuel duty.

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u/techdevjp 5h ago

I would assume in different countries it is called different things, but in the US it is called a federal excise tax on gas and diesel.

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u/DrakonILD 7h ago

Close. It's called gas tax.

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u/alphazero925 8h ago

Isn't that the same as a gas tax which is pretty ubiquitous and used to pay for road maintenance?

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u/Keisari_P 8h ago

Haha! Taxes are collected where ever they can and as much as possible. In Finland drivers were taxed €5 billion, and €1.3b was used to road infrastructure.

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u/Pussy4LunchDick4Dins 6h ago

It still blows my mind that everyone expects the trains to turn a profit but no one ever expects that from public roads.

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u/zzctdi 5h ago

Makes sense and would be proportional. At least here, fuel taxes go directly to road maintenance, and EVs circumvent that entirely even though they cause marginally more wear and tear on the roads per mile driven than equivalent gas or diesel due to their weight.

There are annual registration surcharges where I live for hybrids and EVs to help compensate for that... But they're flat charges whether you drive it 250, 2500, or 25,000 miles a year, which doesn't make the most sense.

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u/techdevjp 5h ago

A lot of countries have specific taxes on gasoline & diesel to fund road maintenance. In the US it's 18.4c per gallon of gas, and 24.4c per gallon of diesel. It should be about double that, but it hasn't been raised since 1994.

Obviously electric cars don't pay those taxes, but they still wear down the roads by driving on them. Since EVs tend to be heavier than normal cars, they actually cause more road wear over time. EV drivers should be contributing to the cost of maintaining the roads they drive on, which is where the tax you mentioned would come in.

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u/BrainWav 4h ago

That's not uncommon. EVs don't pay into gas taxes which usually go toward road maintenance. Sure, I'd rather have less taxes, but there's a reason for them.

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u/SeaBlob 8h ago

Watch this unskippable 30s ad to enable reverse!

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u/newtonreddits 3h ago

Premium subscription for no ads

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u/libmrduckz 1h ago

would be so much more money in ad placement between all the forward gear shifts… and downshifts…

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u/SeaBlob 1h ago

Parallel parking would be a gold mine

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u/freedom781 7h ago

But first, this ad from our sponsor!

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u/iLikeMangosteens 6h ago

5th gear is free for the first month and then $14.99 per month thereafter, billed annually to your credit card on file.

Would you like to proceed?

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u/libmrduckz 1h ago

could we have it select a randomized different gear slot every 8-12 days…

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u/scrangos 8h ago

Gacha gear, gotta keep buying boxes till you get the gear you want

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u/BurritoBandito8 8h ago

There's a subscription to use that feature.

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u/Gold240sx 8h ago

Shifting becomes a card achievement

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u/ShakeMyHeadSadly 7h ago

And they'll probably turn it into a subscription service.

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u/Skibidi-Fox 6h ago

You just gave me a panic attack.

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u/dunwerking 6h ago

Tap your card here. Would you like a receipt? Would you like to round up to save kids in need? Would you like to make a cash withdrawal? Would you like a car wash? Paper or plastic? Have you taken the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart?

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u/libmrduckz 1h ago

…my car insists on an 18% gratuity…

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u/antilumin 5h ago edited 5h ago

I don't know about shifting from P/R/D, but I could see L (or 4H and 4L) being "optional" for users that want to use them and locked off for users that don't. I don't agree with the practice, but I could see some manufacturers *cough* Ford *cough* using software to lock off extra "power" features from owners unless they cough up the cash, arguing that it puts extra strain on the car that could cause warranty claims.

Edit: For example, Ford already does this on the higher trim Mustang Mach E models. I have a '24 GT, and if I open the app and look around I find this "Performance Upgrade" software update for $995! Adds an extra 100lb-ft of torque, lowers 0-60 to 3.3 seconds. Shit you don't even really need. But it's there if you want to pay extra and risk breaking the car.

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u/DJ_Rupty 3h ago

That would be absolutely insane because you would still need to service the additional transfer case and differential. If a company ever does that I hope we collectively put up a massive fight.

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u/iCreatedYouPleb 5h ago

Shifting gear becomes a subscription base.

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u/Holycroc_RVA 5h ago

EZ-Pass meet EZ-Shift

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u/weirdbr 5h ago

Don't give them any ideas!

Manufacturers already started doing paid upgrades to unlock features that already exist in the car (seat heating, higher engine power come to mind), imagine if they hear about this idea?

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u/mjc4y 5h ago

“Your subscription to the Reverse.ai gear experience has lapsed. Please update your billing information from your authorized laptop in order to back up.”

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u/zijital 4h ago

BMW has been doing that with their turn signal for decades

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u/stevein3d 4h ago

“We’re sorry, your subscription for ‘Drive Mode’ has expired. Please add payment to continue.”

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u/rekoil 3h ago

Don't give Tesla's designers any ideas.

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u/DrNick2012 3h ago

"you have used your allowance of brake credits. To resume braking please drink verification can"

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u/JebediahKerman4999 8h ago

I think tesla does this, no?

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u/110010010011 7h ago

That’s the joke™

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u/krakmunky 5h ago

They started it.

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u/hhfugrr3 5h ago

It does, but you rarely use it as the car usually knows which way you want to go and correctly selects forwards or reverse. My gf's one correctly shifts gear when parking up. I've been critical a quite a few things tesla have done but that system works really well. When you do need up use the screen it's no harder than any other method I've encountered in 30 years of driving.

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u/newTARwhoDIS 5h ago

That's interesting. I understand it shifting to park/drive automatically, but how does it automatically shift into reverse? And is parallel parking a pain, or does it just do the whole process automatically?

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u/hhfugrr3 4h ago

If you get in and there's something in front of you then it knows you want reverse and selects it. When you come to park it uses the turning of the steering wheel to recognise that you're going to reverse into a space, or for us, onto the drive. I can't think if I've had to parallel park it. It can park itself as well as any other car. I can't imagine it'd be a pain to manually swipe your finger over the screen when parking. I learnt to drive in a proper manual and was driving them up until a few years ago. It's considerably less effort than that.

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u/Ananeos 2h ago

How the fuck is this not irresponsibly dangerous? What if you get into a minor accident and spin off into the freeway, and you're in a dangerous position where you need to reverse and pull over to the side to avoid oncoming traffic? What if you're driving in the mountains and you need to quickly reverse to avoid a landslide? Is the shitass AI going to know you want reverse then? Is it going to decide for you that there's no reason to reverse?

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u/LaRoux4 1h ago

You can manually shift into drive/reverse and the part where it uses the cameras to guess whether you want to be in D/R can be turned off

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u/Schnitzhole 5h ago

Yeah i own a new tesla without the stalk. Once you get used to it you realize how nice it is not having to deal with shifting. I drive every day and haven’t needed to manually shift the car by swiping in over a month. And this is coming from someone who enjoyed owning 3 stick shift cars in the past.

Theres also buttons near the rear visor up top if you want to pick a specific drive mode.

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u/Ananeos 2h ago

Tesla is peak enshittification.

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u/tumtum 7h ago

its called a Prndl

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u/theonlybuster 7h ago

Please delete this post before someone from the auto industry stumbles upon it.

This may be a joke but it sounds too believable.

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u/Apple_macOS 5h ago

Nah it already happened, see Tesla Model Y Juniper and 3 Highland

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u/Preshe8jaz 6h ago

Car manufacturing peaked just over a decade ago. Modern cars are designed to make you go back into the dealership regularly and trade them in quickly. There’s no better time than now to buy a “modern classic”, a 10+ YO well made luxury vehicle or super sports car. It will appreciate, making the “expensive” maintenance a small fraction of the cost of a new, poorly built vehicle.

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u/Werftflammen 4h ago

A voice control. Big fun until you say 'one' when cruising on the freeway and your gearbox goes airborne.

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u/RobSpaghettio 6h ago

I was so lost the first time moving my buddy's tesla into my garage to charge. Took a youtube video and 15 minutes to figure out how to get in and start the car lol.

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u/Holiolio2 8h ago

That's what I was going to assume this one was. They do have pushbutton transmissions. They have had those for a long time.

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u/melikecheese333 6h ago

Best thing about the digital shifter, when I get home, I don’t even need to put it in park. I just turn the car off and it puts it in park itself.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5h ago

*At least, two words.

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u/littleSquidwardLover 5h ago

Don't tell me that that's a real thing?

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u/Apple_macOS 5h ago

Right now if you want to gear shift in Model 3 and Y, you swipe up on screen to go forward and swipe down to go backwards lmao

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u/littleSquidwardLover 4h ago

That would be a deal breaker for me

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u/Apple_macOS 4h ago

I did a test drive a while back and personally it’s not that bad, however I do see it alienating quite a big chunk of drivers, so it’s kinda stupid for them

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u/ittimjones 5h ago

I HATE bigs screens that obstruct your view.

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u/schizeckinosy 4h ago

I was looking at the “P” on the screen and was thinking maybe you had to touch that?

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u/_Rohrschach 3h ago

My grandma's Mercedes has a ton of settings over the display, which at least uses a knob you can turn and press for selections instead of a touch screen. My brother and I still had to consult the manual because it is absolutely not apparent that you can also move the knob like a joystick for further options in the menus. took us a few minutes before we could set the GPS to fastest route instead of the backland routes grandma prefers.

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u/LYL_Homer 3h ago

Just wait until you have to do this on an app on your phone when they eliminate in-car screens.

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u/ketchupnsketti 2h ago

I have a G series BMW with the curved display and it's dog shit. In my M2 when I wanted to change air recirculation I pressed the air recirculation button now I click
CLIMATE -> RECIRCULATION -> SELECT FROM THREE CHOICES -> NAVIGATE BACK TO WHERE I WAS

this also dismisses my camera so if I was in reverse I have to reactivate the camera again by pressing the camera button.

They've lost their minds I hate it so much.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1h ago

Am I the only one who’s never referred to the shifter knob as a “PRNDL”?

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u/Economy-Fee5830 8h ago

Combined with automatic shifting it actually works really well - I'm going to be spoiled for another car now - I will expect it to shift into reverse automatically when needed.

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u/Holiolio2 8h ago

"Alexa! Drive forward!"

"Driving.... to... garage!"

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u/Economy-Fee5830 8h ago

More like drive into garage wall lol.

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u/SneakAttackRally 6h ago

Works even better when you plug in an aftermarket device that allows you to use the scroll wheel on the steering wheel to change directions. I haven't shifted using the touchscreen at all since that option became available.

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u/Economy-Fee5830 6h ago

Link?

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u/SneakAttackRally 6h ago

https://www.enhauto.com/pages/commander

I also have a couple of the buttons, primarily so I can turn on the Offroad Assist mode in the winter since the car doesn't officially have it and therefore it can't be turned on using the touchscreen.