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u/Hee_Hee_Heeee 14h ago
That's a fast turtle
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u/2short4-a-hihorse 5h ago
When I was little we had an aquatic turtle named Speedy.Â
We were cleaning out his tank and decided to let him crawl around the floor. Speedy died by running headfirst into a wall. He didn't have the Techdeck skateboard under him, he was just that fast.
All the years of watching Looney Tunes did nothing to prepare me for it. RIP Speedy, you were a real one
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u/RezErico 2h ago
I got spurrrrs that jingle jangle jingle (jingle jangle)
As I gooo ridin' merrily alooong
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u/LOGPchwan 7h ago
That floor is either slippery or the turtle have skates. There's still visible inertia even after the turtle stopped.
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u/Rubber_Knee 14h ago
That frog is either glued on there or stuck on there with som form of sticky tape.
Why do you think gluing animals together is funny?
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u/Legitimate-Feed1931 14h ago
My frogs would stick upside down to glass, why wouldn't one stick to a turtle shell
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