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Blazing a new trail

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u/Dry_Dragonfruit3205 17h ago

This is a bad idea. Oh, he knows what he's doing. Nevermind, it was a bad idea.

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u/Fit_Economist708 16h ago

A helmet would prob be cool here

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u/conventionistG 15h ago

But would it look cool?

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u/Doophie 14h ago

Does a blind person know its uncool to wear helmets if they cant see people wearing/not wearing them?

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u/grafknives 11h ago

Does a blind person cares how he looks :D

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u/SilverMyzt 10h ago

I'll do one better, does a blind person look

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u/grafknives 9h ago
  • my friend is blind.

How does he look?

  • Awful

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u/Accurize2 15h ago

I’m getting the feeling with these life decisions, I have a rough idea how he went blind.

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u/Fish-on_floor 17h ago

Why is he not wearing a helmet

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u/Bigfops 17h ago

He went blind by hitting his head skateboarding and he's trying to reverse it.

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u/noctalla 16h ago

Solid plan. The only danger I can foresee is if he accidentally bumps his head twice during the same accident, restoring his vision, then immediately blinding him again. But, I guess he'd just be back to where he is now. So, no harm done.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 16h ago

Unfortunately no luck on the sight returning yet, instead the falls just keeps swapping what language he's fluent in.

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u/Cost13 16h ago

Lol the johnny dangerously newspaper guy “I can see! I can see!! But who am I?”

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u/Veritech_ 14h ago

“She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know..."

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u/GhostofZellers 16h ago

He couldn't see that he wasn't wearing one

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u/Nobody_Important 6h ago

This is actually a conservative ad against universal healthcare in America.

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u/MrMudd88 3h ago

How would he know? Hes blind, cant you see?

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u/Luke_Cold_Lyle 17h ago

If that guy isn't actually blind, that's really funny. If he is, I feel like someone probably should have stopped him, or at least stood in the way on the far wall.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 16h ago

If he isn’t blind, he probably shouldn’t have yeeted himself out of the skatepark.

I mean, he shouldn’t have either way, but being blind would explain the outcome.

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u/Luke_Cold_Lyle 16h ago

If he's not blind, it's likely a gag

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 16h ago

Quite a commitment to the bit if so. He clipped his ass and probably fucked up his shoulder as went over the wall.

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u/random9212 16h ago

That's what makes me think he might actually be blind.

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u/bloodfist 15h ago

Not sure if I recognize this dude but there is a blind skater I watch on YouTube sometimes. Dude built a whole accessible skatepark with obstacles specially designed for the vision impaired. This dude kinda looks like a guy he had there trying it out, so I think he actually is blind, but I can't be sure.

The extra long cane makes me think he probably is though. That's a lot of commitment to the bit and something blind skaters do use so it seems more likely to be real. But who knows. Dude sent it just as hard either way lol

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 15h ago

Oh yea, I definitely think he is blind. He is also looking vaguely off to the side as she is skating forward.

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u/gesocks 5h ago

Most likely there are lots of soft mattresses and it was all just a stunt

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u/unit5421 11h ago

If he was blind then he would not have made it as far as he did. A blind person cannot practice skateboarding. This is all fake but funny.

Changes are that there is something soft to break his gall right behind that ramp.

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u/Nicktendo 7h ago

This is not true at all.

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u/ChlomeRendia 40m ago

Look up Pete Gustin

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u/Fit_Economist708 16h ago

Agreed… a helmet too

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u/Stolehtreb 13h ago

I think he’s really blind. And I think he’s done that drop in before and was successful plenty of times. His movement to stick the landing looked like he was ready for it, but misjudged the height of the ramp. It looks like he’s prepping to land on the right side of the ramp but accidentally hit the lower part on the left.

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u/explosiveegg 9h ago

I think that is Dan Mancina. Who is actually blind.

He learned to skate while he had vision and continues to after he lost his vision.

That being said, it could definitely be someone else.

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u/ab2g 16h ago

That's Burnside skatepark in Portland Oregon, featured in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1

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u/depersonalised 15h ago

fuckin knew it.

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u/ab2g 15h ago

LOCALS ONLY!!

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u/Solokeh 14h ago

damn it you beat me to it

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u/Solokeh 14h ago

I basically lived there for a few months a while back. Even met a few of the OG skaters who helped build it. Friendliest batch of assholes I've ever met.

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u/Chamchams2 6h ago

I knew it felt familiar

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u/superpj 5h ago

if he collects S - K - A - T - E does he get his vision back?

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u/cgibsong002 6h ago

I love how everyone is analyzing everything about this, real or fake, where's the helmet, but it's just a homeless dude on fent 😂

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u/ElApple 17h ago

If you're reading this put a fkn helmet on

/s

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u/Harry_Gorilla 17h ago

I like the bystanders on the back side.
“This blind dude just fell out the sky!”

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u/thevogonity 17h ago

They are there to position the landing pad(s). Throw it under him just before landing like they do in gymnastic tumbling.

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u/GetSome1776 4h ago

The bystander in the orange hoodie holding up a bong?

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u/cjk99876 17h ago

r/urgoingtohellforlaughingatthat

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u/Natural_Capital8357 17h ago

More bravery than I’ve ever had in my entire life to be honest 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Chit569 11h ago

Bravery is just a nice word for stupidity. 

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u/charlie_marlow 7h ago

And freedom is just another word for nothin' left to lose

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u/Natural_Capital8357 3h ago

Sometimes

But in all contexts ? Nah

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u/20190419 16h ago

He hit a blind spot...

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u/FatFaceFaster 16h ago

Blind or not. Helmet.

Fuck I get so anxious watching this shit.

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u/notimetoloseJ 17h ago

he has chosen to put his blind gene to an end. in a big picture, it’s survival of the fittest, good for humanity.

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u/philter451 17h ago

I mean, its further than I could've gotten.

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u/eatrepeat 16h ago

All I hear is CKY- 96 Quite Bitter Beings and now I gotta boot up the Hawk!

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 16h ago

Imagine being blind and thinking hey this isnt so bad, im gonna try being paralyzed next!

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u/DrManhattan_DDM 16h ago

If at any point he was worried about feeling excluded by the skating community he can rest easy. There’s nothing more authentically ‘skater’ than busting your ass doing something dumb.

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u/glowboboro 14h ago

Burnside skatepark in Oregon. Not even the highest drop in point. Dude knew what he was doing even if it was stupid! Skaters gonna skate!

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u/Crimkam 10h ago

This dude is blind and skates better than me

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u/FreddyTheGoose 4h ago

Burnside!!

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u/Retax7 4h ago

Tony Bat, amateur skatern't.

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u/richardawkings 17h ago

Absolutely fearless is what that is.

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u/ghostfrog 17h ago

Not too funny to me. Dude is pretty damn brave.

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u/Jamsedreng22 17h ago

I'm thinking of that video where the guy snatches the skateboard out from under the guy as he comes up the halfpipe lmao

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 14h ago

That's not funny; guy is bold as fuck trying to do something new and dangerous.

We reward people for doing dangerous things all the time, but when they're blind it's just a bit of comedy?

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u/Elite_Slacker 8h ago

I skate and if this guy is really blind and trying to skate a park this fast he is incredible in many ways. He really needs a helmet and some more help and planning though. That fall looked really fucking dangerous. 

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u/Twithc 16h ago

I watched a different blind guy grind down the side of a staircase the other day. Apparently, this is a thing now?

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u/frankenpoopies 16h ago

Holy shit the balls on that guy

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u/MrSlime13 16h ago

Blind Skateboards, still dropping in, and dropping out.

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u/NWCJ 15h ago

Sigh.. Shouldn't ride a skateboard holding a stick in front of you, you could put an eye out!

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u/BrotherRoga 15h ago

Well, if he wasn't actually blind, he's certainly paralyzed now.

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u/mca1169 14h ago

at that rate he is going to be crippled by age 40.

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u/SixNineWithTheAfro 13h ago

I believe he has achieved two thirds of a Helen Keller with that move.

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u/Dismal_Conference815 12h ago

Literal rollercoaster of emotions

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u/SecureBits 9h ago

What blind guy has a tattoo?
Could have become blind later in life, idk.

He has good form though.

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u/I_Sure_Am_Positive 3h ago

Agreed. I think he was already a good skater and then became blind, and he's trying to regain a sense of normalcy.

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u/Raegan_Targaryen 8h ago

I bet he did not see that coming!

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u/LeftHandofNope 7h ago

Well, I guess being a blind paraplegic can be a kind of life goal.

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u/MetalGearFoxx 6h ago

Almost looks like Nick Mullins. He lost his vision after contracting a staph infection.

https://youtu.be/GHcbXP3ci6Q?si=Rq_r3C1VJwwHTPVc

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u/chimpdoctor 6h ago

Ah fuck. He must have hurt himself

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u/ManSharkBear 2h ago

People in here all up in arms about helmet safety, yet If I learned anything from Robin Hood: Men in Tights, It's that a sudden blow to the head can cure blindness.

You go, brave skateboarding Blinken!

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u/phxkross 1h ago

awwwwww buddy...

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u/binotheclown 1h ago

Imagine you're chatting with a friend and all of a sudden a blind, skateboarding Shaggy just falls from the sky and eats shit on the pavement in front of you. Life can be so wonderful.

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u/luke0898 22m ago

Should've gone to specsavers 😆

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u/AstroBuck 3h ago

How's this funny?

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 17h ago

That really cracked me up but man isnt skating blind kinda pointless? Youll never know how cool you look when you shred. Thats most of the fun is doing something sick knowing it looked clean. Then again thats probably a feeling similar to riding a rollercoaster for a lot less money. You're going fast and have no idea when its gonna stop.

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u/Elite_Slacker 8h ago

Nah, gaining skill and pushing your own limits is the addictive part of skateboarding. The feel is way better than seeing yourself on a screen after. 

This shit is so hard you cant even start to look cool until you have been doing it for like 4 years.