r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

Deflecting the Epstein Spotlight

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u/Magnon 6h ago

Maga winning imaginary arguments to try to sidestep the trump coverup:

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u/eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- 5h ago

What's the argument? "Our guy is just as terrible as yours from back then, so up yours" what's the gotcha here?

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u/soupseasonbestseason 5h ago

which fails from the start because no one worships democrats. we don't carry their flags or wear their merchandise. we vote for them because they supposedly will do the right thing.

bill clinton is not my hero. he is a man my parents voted for. if he raped children, he should be in prison.

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u/coolwater85 4h ago

“Oh, no! If Bill Clinton get convicted then I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat, and my Bill Clinton flag, an my Bill Clinton bumper stickers, any Bill Clinton gold coins, and my Bill Clinton shirts, and delete all my Bill Clinton social media fan pages, and…”

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u/TBANON_NSFW 4h ago

Gish Gallop

The Gish gallop is a rhetorical fallacy where a debater overwhelms an opponent with a rapid-fire barrage of many weak, false, or irrelevant arguments, making it impossible for the opponent to refute them all in the time available, thereby appearing to win by sheer volume.

These accounts are also massively bot-pushed. And coordinated attacks to muddy discourse and downplay the evidence that comes to light in the future that is damaging to their followers and base.

They know what they are doing.

They have control of House, Senate, Presidency, Supreme Court, Military and more because they have been doing it for years.

While we are pointing at them and going "Haha look at these morons and their weak bs arguments" they are ensuring millions get overwhelmed and dont care to seek truth and facts, because they assume both sides are bad at worst or that the accusations are false and continue watching their favorite propaganda channel undisturbed by the fact that billionaires and powerful men raped children for decades and their president is one of them...

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u/simAlity 3h ago

The Gish gallop is a rhetorical fallacy where a debater overwhelms an opponent with a rapid-fire barrage of many weak, false, or irrelevant arguments, making it impossible for the opponent to refute them all in the time available, thereby appearing to win by sheer volume.

Oh, my god Yeah, that used to drive me nuts. I finally started saying, "Look if we can't talk about one thing at a time, we're not talking about any of this at all."

To which they would often reply, "I knew it. I win! Loser!"

But at least I haven't wasted my time in a bad faith argument.

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u/mszulan 41m ago

They won't ever stick to just one thing at a time because they can't support their position with facts, reason, or even a persuasive argument.

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u/themundays 3h ago

Don't forget your Bill Clinton bible...

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u/andywoz 2h ago

Bill Clinton phone?

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u/CiDevant 4h ago

Exactly you have to be over 50 to have voted for Bill.  If Obama raped children, throw his ass in jail.  Biden?  Jail.  Bernie? Jail.  AOC?  Jail.  Anyone?  Jail.  

Throw EVERY person who sexually violates a child in jail.  

EVERY ONE OF THEM.

Fucking Boomers with the decaying lead soaked brains.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 4h ago

Boomers with the decaying lead soaked brains

Them and the rest of the head-in-sand MAGA are trying to excuse their turning a blind eye to Trump's crimes.

"Haha, see, the Demoncrats don't want them to investigate anymore either! Just like us!"

"Put them all in jail."

"Hah-..ha... wha... is it hot in here or is just me?"

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u/heili 4h ago

Clinton's re-election was in 1996, making people born before November 1978 eligible to have voted for him, so the youngest possible people who voted for Clinton are now 47 years old.

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u/hammerofspammer 4h ago

And sure as fuck not boomers

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u/PokerbushPA 3h ago

Boomer in mind, maybe... but not age. I'm of the opinion that 'Boomer' is a mentality while 'Baby Boomer' is a generation.

There are some awesome Baby Boomers I met at No Kings and some dirt bag Boomer Gen X I went to school with.

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u/LongbottomLeafTokes 3h ago

I'll let it slide due to rounding

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u/celticairborne 3h ago

Clinton was the first president I voted for.

Throw him in jail if he deserves it...

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u/dehydratedrain 4h ago

Upper 40's but I agree.

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u/ToadsWetSprocket 3h ago

No, many of us voted for him in the second election and aren't quite 50 yet. However, we Democrats need to primary every single boomer in office. Somehow convince the Republicans to do the same.

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u/Crayshack 4h ago

Bill Clinton left office around the time I first really started paying attention to politics. And that was still several election cycles before I could vote. I only started being a straight ticket democrat voter a decade after he was gone.

Bill Clinton has always been more of a historical figure to me than an active part of the Democratic leadership. If he's a fuckhead that diddled kids, that doesn't undermine any of my ideals or the structure of my politics. It just means that there's another old man who's a fuckhead.

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u/ralphy_256 3h ago

Bill Clinton left office around the time I first really started paying attention to politics.

My first protests were against Iran-Contra, and funding the Sandinistas in Nicaragua during the Reagan administration. My first presidential ballot was cast for Bill Clinton for his first term.

If he's a fuckhead that diddled kids, that doesn't undermine any of my ideals or the structure of my politics. It just means that there's another old man who's a fuckhead.

Full agree.

Notice how much time Democrats spend singing the praises of Antony Weiner, John Edwards, and Rod Blagojevich?

And think back to those scandals, how fast did their support crumble? Days? Maybe a couple weeks.

Not one Democrat stuck their neck out to defend any of those people. If you fuck up on the left, we let you own your own fuckup.

That's called "Accountability".

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u/night_filter 1h ago

Yeah, Bill Clinto has been pretty irrelevant for more than 20 years. But even if he were still relevant, I’m just not inclined to worship a politician.

If anyone commits crimes, it should be investigated and the guilty party should be held responsible. I don’t care who it is. If Biden or Obama or Sanders or AOC are caught committing crimes— real crimes, not the crime of doing things Trump doesn’t like— I’m not going to ask for any of them to be protected.

But I haven’t seen such evidence. Meanwhile, we know this entire administration is full of corruption, and we know Trump raped kids. That stuff needs to be dealt with.

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u/soupseasonbestseason 4h ago

presidents of yore owned and raped people. oh shit, repeat the cycle.

what if dante was right?

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u/Sometimes-funny 5h ago

Actually you vote for them because it’s a two party system and your choices are normally shit or double shit.

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 5h ago

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich.

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u/alphazero925 4h ago

Ya know, I've hated this for a long time because it's both sidesing what is objectively one party that is better than the other, but if we look at it realistically, a giant douche is actually objectively better than a turd sandwich. A douche is useful and won't cause you harm while a turd sandwich can make you sick and/or kill you. I didn't think Matt and Trey put that much thought into though. They could've, but I don't recall them ever mentioning anything like that

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u/Allaplgy 3h ago

Douches are still useless, and can actually be mildly harmful as they upset the microbiome and pH.

But that's still a hell of a lot better than a turd sandwich.

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u/skyforgesteel 3h ago

They discuss it during the episode though. Jimmy takes a moment to ponder which is funnier, the giant douche or turd sandwich. He decides the giant douche is funnier because while a douche can be useful, it's also giant, thus rendering it useless.

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u/BurlIvesMassiveHog 4h ago

I understand the reference, but it's more a choice between Uptight Square and Dry Drunk.

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u/paleologus 5h ago

I thought the choice was between evil or useless.   

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u/Sea_Refrigerator3709 4h ago

An understanding a lot of people woefully did not appreciate this past election. Every time there are people chasing some ideal unicorn candidate to come in and save the day and they do not exist.

We live in a political duopoly. Barring an unprecedently rapid cultural shift, most voters alive today will not live to see the day where we aren't in a duopoly. The best effort against this would be all states adopting ranked choice voting throughout the ballot.

Until that happens, in 2028, 2032, and even 2072 the winner will either be the Dem or GOP candidate. People who do not vote for vote 3rd party are 100% content with the worst option, which was all this. They knowingly and willingly sacrificed women, lgbtq+, the economy, decency, healthcare, science, innovation, education, and plenty more all in the name of giving themselves a firm pat on the back.

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u/Omega_Zarnias 4h ago

Call your legislators and suggest tiered choice voting!

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u/Greedy-War-777 3h ago

We need to demand this and petition to have the option added to ballots for a vote on state constitutional amendments.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 5h ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodo.

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u/fredator_2 3h ago

*because they will hopefully do considerably less retarded things than the alternative lol. I really dont like (any) Clinton, but against the alternative she was preferable. I have 0 problem with him spending the rest of his days in prison but you aint tellin me Trump hasnt carefully redacted himself being in there.

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u/ihatemetoo23 5h ago

But Bill clinton ain't anybody's guy? no one is defending him. If he was involved in that shit, lock him up. But MAGA's are still stumbling over backwards to defend Trump.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 5h ago

Even Bill is calling for the unredacted files to be released 

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u/Chigao_Ted 5h ago

Which could mean he has nothing to hide

Or he figures he had a good run and if he’s going to burn he’s taking Bubba blower with him

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u/DoingCharleyWork 5h ago

Well the pictures they released were of him at a fundraiser with Michael Jackson and Diana ross and both of their kids. And the other one was at some hotel with a person whose face was blocked out. That's hardly evidence enough for me but I guess it is for some people if you say it's from the Epstein files.

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u/22poppills 5h ago edited 4h ago

Whatever is in those files will not hurt Bill more than it will hurt Epstein's best friend Trump.

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u/lancelongstiff 4h ago

If Donald J. Trump had anything worse on Clinton he would've released it long ago.

The only person he's protecting is himself. He's not even loyal to former allies. Remember when he wanted to have Mike Pence hanged?

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u/ByrdmanRanger 4h ago

He's not even loyal to former allies.

Unless they can damage him more, at least that's what I think. Just like how he hasn't said anything negative about Ghislaine.

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u/HuttStuff_Here 5h ago

No one who is under the age of 48 today has ever voted for him.

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u/scubachris 5h ago

That just git me in the stomach. I’m old.

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u/jerry-jim-bob 5h ago

It's the typical, "but what about..." essentially, they are trying to downplay what they are doing by saying, "they are doing something similar but you aren't going after them".

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u/sbzatto 5h ago

The gotcha is i now have to feel bad about my bill clinton hat, my bill clinton (fake) gold watch, my bill clinton ripped af AI art on my truck and my bill clinton phone

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u/Easy_Key5944 5h ago

Take that bill clinton university diploma off the wall

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 5h ago

did you skip on the official Bill Clinton bible and the Bill Clinton fragrance?! What about your Bill Clinton shoes?! The $CLINTON NFT?! (also the $HILLARY NFT launched almost at the same time)

I don't think you're a proper Clinton fan after all.

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u/I_W_M_Y 4h ago

Or the Bill Clinton branded steaks sold at a electronics store?

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u/GhostofZellers 4h ago

Are you telling me that my limited edition numbered Commemorative Bill Clinton replica jizz stain is worthless now?

There goes my f'n retirement plan.

Thanks, Obama.

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u/Squishy_Boy 5h ago

They think it’s normal to idolize a politician. If their god does something wrong, they must point out that other gods have done the same thing, so is it really that bad after all?

The fact is that they are the only ones who worship a politician. They can’t wrap their brains around the fact that it is not normal behavior.

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u/Val_Hallen 4h ago

Not just a politician but a politician from 30 fucking years ago that hasn't been relevant since.

It's not Obama or Biden which, while they never had that same level of devotion, are at least relevant.

They think we are going to defend Bill Clinton. A man who was President when most of the people on social media weren't even born yet.

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u/GhostofZellers 4h ago

It's mind-boggling. Politics isn't a team sport, and shouldn't be treated as such.

I can understand things like political signs on lawns, bumper stickers, etc during elections, but outside of that? That's just mental illness.

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u/Neethis 5h ago

Yeah, they're at the stage of the cult where they're trying to "both sides" the sex abuse of minors.

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u/eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- 5h ago

There were good ped...ople on both sides...

For trump there's always good people on both sides. So he can service them better

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u/Val_Hallen 4h ago

They think that because they have undying devotion to their cult that the rest of us are the same way.

They literally cannot imagine that we don't worship a politician from 30 fucking years ago like they worship Trump. Because cultists don't understand the non-cultist mind.

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u/CrustyBatchOfNature 5h ago

Anything in the files about Trump raping young women is unsubstantiated lies. Just the fact that Clinton is in the files at all means he and Hillary should be jailed. And yes, I was basically told that in one conversation about it with one person. Not back to back, but during the same conversation.

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u/GhostofZellers 4h ago

That's some Grade A cognitive dissonance right there.

Sometimes I wonder if they know what they're saying is complete bullshit, or if they've actually managed to convince themselves that it's a rational take on the situation. If it's the second one, studying the thought process would be fascinating.

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u/CrustyBatchOfNature 3h ago

Notice how much MAGA runs on their victim complex. In everything, they are being victimized by radical leftists who only exist to lie and persecute them. It is easy to convince yourself that anything in there about Trump is a lie planted by Democrats when you think there are Democrats around every corner trying to crucify you.

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u/Bombadil54 5h ago

Right, like Democrats are worried about Bill Clinton. The guy who is such a liability that even way back in 2008 they made sure to minimize his involvement in his wife's presidential campaign. Democrats don't like him, let alone defend him.

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u/GhostofZellers 4h ago

It's really simple. I don't care who it is. Trump, Clinton, Bill Gates, etc. Hell, if Mr Rogers was in there I'd want it looked into. If they're in the files, and there is cause to investigate, then investigate. If the investigation shows criminal activity, charge them and put them on trial. If they're found guilty, jail them. It's not rocket science.

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u/arachnophilia 3h ago

the only thing i'm worried about is that he's being used as a distraction from trump. one of these men was president decades ago. one is president now. both should probably rotting in a jail cell. hell, together.

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u/Powered-by-Chai 5h ago

They love to invent outrage where there is none and then get mad about it.

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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness 5h ago

Yup let's ignore that Bill was saying the docs should be released and put all our money on the guy who now says everything was a hoax.

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u/eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- 5h ago

What's the argument? "Our guy is just as terrible as yours from back then, so up yours" what's the gotcha here?

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u/nanodecay 6h ago

Not even Bill Clinton. He's asking for more transparency

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u/Willz093 5h ago

Literally this, even Big Beautiful Bill himself is saying to release the files!

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u/Odinfrost137 5h ago

You know your argument is cooked, when a person from the files say: How about you show my involvement without the redactions?

That's some cold ass confidence. And I can only imagine 2 reasons he said that. 1) He's clean. Or 2) He knows he's cooked and he wants to pull everyone down with him.

Either way, it's a loss for Team Trump.

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u/Willz093 5h ago

I honestly think it’s 1, Clinton is a sex pest, but all the available evidence points to him having nothing to do with the kids. Trump however has a history of being inappropriate with minors.

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u/iamahandsoapmain 4h ago

That's exactly it. I'm guessing Clinton was there for some good old adult freakshows, which let's be honest, we all suspected him of participating long ago. However, maybe he wasn't there for the kids and was genuinely just there for the adults? This does quite logically check out for me given Clinton's notably extensive report of scandalous relationships

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u/Gibodean 2h ago

Although where's the line of age that's ok. I mean 18 is one line, but if Bill was there to screw 18 year olds, that's hardly better than the 16 and 17 year olds especially since it's mainly about the rapey vibes, the coercion, not just the age.

But age-wise, the ages of Bill and Monica was 49 and 22, which isn't great.

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u/AwesomePurplePants 1h ago

Well, in terms of legality the line is 18.

IMO it’s fine to shun Bill for his relationship with Monica, that was messed up. But there’s still a pretty obvious distinction between that and Epstein’s filth.

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u/Skipspik2 5h ago edited 3h ago

He is bubba and there's a video of Drump blowing him off.
Now, I doubt it, though MAGA meltdown would be delightful.

(EDIT: I do think that at worst - for lack of better word - "bubba" is a code name for a specific escort intervening late in the party, I doubt it is a male one unless it's a masseur. That wouldn't be "good" per say but less horrible than other options or even whatever happened with those kids)

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u/cat-meg 4h ago

I will believe in god if this happens

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u/Notsurehowtoreact 5h ago

Given how tight the Clintons and Trump used to be, it could easily be that Clinton met Epstein through Trump and he knows that if it's all released that will come out. 

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 5h ago

If he is innocent, he wants to be vindicated. If he's not and he wants them released anyway, it shows how much he wants Trump to go down for his actions and is willing to take the fall with him. I like it either way.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 1h ago

Clinton's involvement with Epstein starts from his presidential campaign. The likelihood of Clinton getting away with child rape while under the watch of the secret service is pretty fucking slim.

Trump was friends with Epstein while he was the owner of a Teen Beauty Pageant and has openly bragged about disrespecting their privacy, is well known to have been handsy and inappropriate with contestants, is known to have raped his own wife and be a sex pest, and Epstein recruited from his pageants.

Clinton's a sex pest and fuck him but if I were taking bets on either of them being innocent I know who I'd go all in on.

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u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 5h ago

Knowing full well he will be implicated and potentially prosecuted, he is calling for full transparency to take everyone else down with him. It's the right thing to do.

If Trump was exonerated by the full release of those files and it was truly nothing but Democrats in there, there would have been no redactions and the pages would be plastered all over FoxNews and Newsmax. They are not only covering for Trump, but also his benefactors and the people who continue to like his pockets for their policies to be pushed forward.

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u/kangasplat 5h ago

I very much doubt he ever did anything incriminating. There has been a multitude of testimonies, even from Epstein victims, that he never did anything wrong. No chance they wouldn't have already released the evidence if they had anything on him

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u/WorryNew3661 5h ago

Hour one. We wouldn't be waiting like this

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u/Shinhan 5h ago

He has an adult women fetish for which he already suffered consequences, no need to worry.

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u/95688it 2h ago

he liked them thicc.

I don't think the young skinny models were his thing.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 5h ago

He knows that he's in there but he knows that Trump is way more involved and with much more serious crimes. 

MAGA can't nail him for whatever he's done without also proving that Trump should be prosecuted. So they're trying to have their cake and eat it too by redacting everything Trump related and leaking stuff with just Clinton.

Pathetic

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u/db0813 3h ago

The only person who said they felt bad for Clinton was Trump

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u/Long-Requirement8372 6h ago

Throw the book at Bill, I say, if there is any real proof against him.

It is likely there is not much to pin on him, though. If there was, the current regime would be shouting it from the rooftops. The fact that they are resorting to just insinuation tells us a lot.

Trump himself, however... It is clear that a huge cover-up has been committed to keep his crimes hidden.

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u/kryonik 5h ago

One of Epstein's victims said she met Clinton and he was a perfect gentleman to her.

That being said, if he's guilty, lock him up.

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 5h ago

Most of those guys on Epstein’s island were ostensibly nice. They know how to project.

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u/kryonik 5h ago

Cool have any evidence for Clinton or are we just assuming guilt by association? Steven Hawking flew on Epstein's private jet. Is he guilty too?

Again, if there's evidence then put him in jail.

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u/Throwawayz911 4h ago

That photo seems like evidence to me that Clinton knew it was happening and didn't report it at least.  The woman in the photo doesn't seem like a child though.  

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 3h ago edited 2h ago

The photo was of Clinton getting a backrub in an airport IIRC. It's entirely possible that at the time Clinton only knew of Epstein as someone in the fund raising circuit and assumed Giuffre Davies was one of his staff.

Again, I dislike Clinton, and if any real evidence comes out that he did anything, throw him in jail, but:

  • This is a guy that has been the subject of a smear campaign for over 30 years with the smears including the "murder" of Vince Foster, and somehow the well-connected almost-certainly-knew-Epstein people running these campaigns never noticed that Clinton was raping kids?
  • The evidence against him is so light that they had to insert publicly available photos strategically unnecessarily censored to make him look bad? It would only take one legitimate photo or page of a report from a witness describing him assaulting her to destroy his reputation and put him in jail, but there wasn't even that?
  • Clinton has spent virtually all of his time since 1992 in the company of the Secret Service, how on Earth would he have been able to do any of these things?

People want to believe Clinton did it because Clinton was an asshole, is partially responsible for the economy being the way it is (he continued rather than reversed Reaganism), because he's widely thought of as a sexual predator because of unproven allegations in the early nineties together with his entirely consensual but dubious affair with an intern - and that's just why those on the left hate him. But the "Likes sex a little too much" and "Rapes Children" things aren't actually something you can connect, that's not how it works.

Again throw the book at him if anyone can find any real evidence, just don't be surprised if there's no such evidence, because he's very, very, very, unlikely to have done it or been complicit. If he was... we'd probably have found out around the time of the impeachment.

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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 2h ago edited 2h ago

Giuffre wasn’t the woman who was giving Clinton a massage. It was Chauntae Davies, who was 22 at the time.

Regarding Clinton himself, the Daily Mail article quoted Davies as saying the former president was a "perfect gentleman." Her comments about Clinton in the article are as follows:

Davies acted as an air stewardess on the flight and described being shocked when Clinton boarded the plane, saying he was "charming and sweet".

Davies, now in her early 40s, said of the massage pictures: "Although the image looks bizarre, President Clinton was a perfect gentleman during the trip and I saw absolutely no foul play involving him."

Why do people keep conflating these things? None of these Epstein woman have accused Bill Clinton of anything.

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u/skate_2 5h ago

One of Epstein's victims said she met Clinton and he was a perfect gentleman to her.

Virginia Giuffre said the same about Trump in her book (I think she unfortunately trusted he would follow through)

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u/kryonik 5h ago

Sure but the only evidence we have for Clinton is he was an adulterer. I need more than that to jump to sex trafficking and pedophilia.

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u/Available_Leather_10 5h ago

“if there is any real proof against him”

This is what dipshits like OneBadDude (if he’s a dipshit and not an outside agitator) read as “leave Bill alone”—they are convinced that both the Clintons are deep into very bad shit thanks to 30 years of Fox News insinuating that.

What those dipshits should answer is: “why is Hillary still not locked up after 5 years of lock her up rallies and why didn’t the autopen pardon her?”

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u/Adorable-Statement47 3h ago

Yeah, that leads into the Clinton conspiracy. Between 4chan greentexts and all the "gate" style conspiracies my understanding is that most people who Pro Trump Anti Clinton believe that the Clintons are a mafioso family. I am pulling information from random shreds of shit I've read over the years, but supposedly it's like what, 30+ deaths the Clintons are tied to.

In the end if there are victims, they don't really seem to like the victims being alive. All the nastiness of the Epstein files doesn't compare to someone who murders, apparently.

Lying, stealing, rug pulls, corruption, and a whole litany of atrocities people can commit, but 30 hypothetical murders is the focus.

Again, I'm not versed in this shit, just recalling what I have read and heard.

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u/Sailor313 5h ago

That’s a good point. I never thought about that. I always assumed the worst about him, too. But you’re probably right. That would be the only thing they’d leak.

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u/Long-Requirement8372 5h ago

Since a long time I go, I have known that Clinton is a ladies' man. Some might fairly even call him worse than that. But to me, it has always seemed like he is 1) strictly into women of legal age and 2) always able to find willing partners to engage with him.

If these assumptions are true, then it is likely he has not really been involved with the crimes of Epstein, Trump and associates, and that his dealings with them have been more on the surface, more or less legal level.

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u/totallynotsquatty 4h ago

How many times have the GOP investigated the Clintons for stuff since the 90s and come away with basically, 'her emails'. Which admittedly is a fuck up, but they've been trying to get them for 30 yrs and haven't been able to find anything. To me that kinda spells it out.

Obligatory 'hang them out to dry' if anything is found, but I don't think there's anything in Epstein files.

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u/CestLaTimmy 5h ago

Yeah, can we just skip to the part where all the known pedos get locked up?

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u/Bright-Pilot-3970 4h ago

Bill Clinton said to release everything.

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u/Whiteroses7252012 4h ago edited 4h ago

Clinton has always been a gross horndog.

There’s a difference between being a gross horndog and pedophilia, and knowing Trump the way we all do at this point, if Trump had anything on him does anyone honestly believe he’d keep it quiet? Because I don’t. If Barack Obama or Joe Biden were in those files Trump would be selling Tshirts with sections from the unredacted files all over them. One of his mouthpieces would have published the files in a book by now.

I think at this point that we can all assume that whatever’s in the files- and I don’t think we’ll ever find out exactly what it is- it’s bad enough to cause even the most hardcore MAGA to demand Trump’s blood.

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u/Chuckitybye 4h ago

And we've already got faked pictures of him circulating, which indicates to me that there aren't any real ones.

I dgaf who is in the files. Lock them all up

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u/theghostmachine 5h ago

Multiple survivors have publicly said Clinton was nothing but a gentleman, fwiw

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u/Dopplegangr1 3h ago

Clinton himself is saying they should release everything

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u/Angeret 6h ago

Even Bill Clinton isn't saying "leave Bill Clinton alone".

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u/Charming-Charge-596 4h ago

You're right, he's saying release the files.

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u/Animeking1108 4h ago

He's not going to hell alone.

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u/red286 1h ago

If you read his actual statement, he's not even asking for the full files to be released.

He's asking for all files related to him to be released, because he doesn't want Trump playing the implication game, suggesting that there's far worse pictures that they haven't yet released.

So either Clinton is falling on his sword for no purpose, or he legitimately knows there's nothing criminally implicating for him in there.

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u/RareAnxiety2 4h ago

Only republicans are asking to leave Bill Clinton alone, curious

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u/GentlemenBehold 3h ago

MAGA is defending Clinton now, lol. They’re all like “so what if Trump and Clinton had sexy with young women”. Of course they use “women” instead of “girls” despite the evidence proving otherwise.

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u/koknesis 6h ago

lmao, of course the maga cultists are projecting their own worldview. they cannot comprehend "the other side" not blindly defending their political elite because that is how they operate themselves.

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u/cityshepherd 5h ago

This is really important to understand. They are genuinely not capable of understanding other people not basing all their decisions on following the ghoul they worship (or even understanding that many people in fact don’t worship anyone).

It’s the same flavor as those people that say “atheists cannot live morally because they can’t possibly have morals without following the Bible”. They need their direction regarding what’s good/bad to come from an outside source because they cannot comprehend the simple concept of being able to understand “this hurts people / makes people feel bad so I maybe I shouldn’t do it, because I don’t want to hurt others or make them feel bad”.

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u/PizzaPieInMyEye 5h ago

You could have stopped at "They are genuinely not capable of understanding other people", and the statement would still be true. They do not want to understand other people, they just want more mindless drones to walk beside so they don't feel so bad for being led around the nostrils their whole lives without question.

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u/mikende51 5h ago

Even Bill Clinton isn't calling for Bill Clinton to be left alone. He's telling the DOJ to release all the files.

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u/emccm 6h ago

Even Bill Clinton is calling did the full release. And Trump is defending him. lol.

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u/Dinosaurs_and_donuts 4h ago

Trump has been known for giving Bubba the full release.

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u/Kriss3d 6h ago

I'm not even an American. But how about just showing everyone involved and prosecute anyone that there's evidence against?

Because anything less is protecting the predators, not the victims.

Your move GoP...

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u/BregoTheConqueror 5h ago

GOP stands for Gross old perverts they’re protecting exactly who they intended.

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u/intashu 4h ago

This is the viewpoint I've seen from EVERYBODY who isn't Maga.

It's really strange to me. I don't know anybody who's willing to stand behind or defend a single democrat if they're on the list. Investigate them all, prosecute thoes found guilty.

But MAGA will bend over backwards to ignore and defend Trump, and ignore the really obvious cover up. An innocent person doesn't pay hundreds of FBI agents to scrub their name from all the documents.

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u/sobrique 3h ago

Yeah, this is it. There's a lot of people who I think are decent people, but I've been wrong before, and I'll be wrong again.

So ... let's have a trial and find out. And if they turn out to not be 'decent people' and I'm wrong... well, sure. Off to prison with them.

Only a fool refuses to change their mind in the light of new information.

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u/CarnivalOfSorts 4h ago

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u/carc 1h ago

The difference is, we don't wear fucking hats

Something something "mark of the beast on their foreheads"

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u/mrhemisphere 6h ago

Clinton, a known scumbag, doesn't have the authority to start WW3 by inciting Iran via Venezuela

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u/Kevundoe 5h ago

I think it would be a bigger provocation of Iran if they decided to bomb Iran directly….. oh wait…

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u/Karabulut1243 6h ago

some people just make up make up people to hate

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u/SingleNegotiation656 5h ago

Wow, I hope he isn't guilty. What will I do with my Bill Clinton hat, Bill Clinton shoes, Bill Clinton Bible, Bill Clinton flag, and my 176 Bill Clinton bumper stickers now?

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u/Heisenburgo 5h ago

And worst of all, my Bill Clinton branded condoms!

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u/LonelyContext 1h ago

… oh and Bill Clinton watch, crypto, clothes oh and that time I had a Bill Clinton themed wedding.

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u/Remy-Raven-890 6h ago

I feel like they are projecting so hard that you could point them at a wall and use them to show movies.

They want soooo bad to believe Dems will defend Clinton or Obama with the save fervor that they defend Trump

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u/Purpslicle 2h ago

They need democrats to defend Clinton, so they are justified defending Trump.

Otherwise they're the only ones defending pedophiles.

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u/Sandra2104 6h ago

Not even Bill Clinton calls for Bill Clinton to be left alone.

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u/arriesgado 5h ago

Not even Bill Clinton is saying leave Clinton alone. He said release all the files as the law requires.

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u/Deathbydecay 5h ago

If I voted for a pedophile and it later came out he was a pedophile id want him locked up, not double down.

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u/SpellslutterSprite 6h ago

Oh, but I thought the Epstein files were a Democrat hoax, anyway?

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u/FoogYllis 5h ago

maga will always twist themselves into knots with all their insane arguments. However it could be so simple: make our country follow the rule of law and release the unredacted and complete Epstein files and let everyone that should face criminal consequences face the consequences.

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u/mightylordredbeard 4h ago

No you’re mistaken. They don’t exist, remember! There are no files..

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u/CougdIt 3h ago

Right, they don’t exist! But they’re also a cornerstone of the campaign!!

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u/AddictedToMosh161 6h ago

Right-wingers really think Don Quichotte was a war hero, do they?

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 5h ago

Quixote. I doubt many ready it though 🤣

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u/lukaron 5h ago

They’re so terrible at whataboutism they had to invent their own little fantasy to point at and shout “what about.”

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u/fluffygryphon 4h ago

If you got viewers too lazy to fact check you, you can say whatever the fuck you want and it's always true!

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u/dnemonicterrier 6h ago

Not even Bill Clinton, he's determined to take Trump down with him.

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u/Kimb0_91 5h ago

Fucking get them ALL. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

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u/donmagicron 5h ago

Funny that Bill has called for the full release of the Trumpstein files.

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u/da2Pakaveli 5h ago

Mate even Bill Clinton ain't calling to leave Bill Clinton alone. He just called for full release of the files.

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u/sktgamerdudejr 5h ago

Bill Clinton didn’t even ask to be left alone lmao

He said release what you got. 

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u/uknownix 5h ago

The irony is that Clinton has asked to release them all, unredacted; he knows he's fine.

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u/JustinKase_Too 5h ago

Always projection with the red hats.

Anyone who did something wrong should be prosecuted - doesn't matter who it is.

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u/cheebamech 5h ago

I voted for him twice and do not give a fuck if he spends the remainder of his life in prison if evidence of crimes come to light; release all the Trumpstein files now

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u/SnooCats8089 5h ago

Bill says release the files. He got his jammies ready.

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u/No-Acanthisitta7930 5h ago

Yeah see that's the difference. We don't actually circle the wagons around our bad apples. If they did something illegal, by all means, throw the book at em. MAGA 100% cannot say the same thing, making them objectively on the wrong side of history in this regard.

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u/phatale 5h ago

not even bill clinton is calling to leave himself alone 😆

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u/nvrmndtheruins 4h ago

They have to make up things "the left" is mad about bc they can't cope with being the actual bad guys

Y'all went on for YEARS about a child abuse conspiracy at the highest levels. You were right, but your guy is at the center of it.

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u/DrMeatBomb 5h ago

Fascists when the facts that they support a pdf and every sanctimonious word out of their mouths is an inversion of the truth are no longer deniable

B-but you guys like Bill Clinton, right? Cmon guys please it has to be both sides please play along!

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u/infectoid 5h ago

Even Bill Clinton is saying “yeah, show us the rest”.

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u/that_gu9_ 5h ago

As a left wing woke lunatic, I would like all rapists to be convicted of rape. Not just orange ones.

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u/snoosh00 5h ago

Not only that, the people, including bill Clintons people, want the full files released.

If "the right" wants to take out Clinton, they're gonna need to sacrifice their orange god.

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u/Forikorder 5h ago

Bill clinton isnt even saying leave bill clinton alone

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u/Dinosaurs_and_donuts 5h ago

Even Bill Clinton isn’t asking to be left alone.

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u/sombertownDS 4h ago

Even bill clinton is calling for the opposite lmao

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u/iconocrastinaor 4h ago

Hell, Bill Clinton himself is saying, "IDGAF, release them all!"

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u/Seabrook76 4h ago

Is there even a single tweet out there defending Clinton?

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u/BastCity 6h ago

Invading Greenland and committing international piracy to own the libs distract from the Pedo President make America great again!

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u/skoltroll 5h ago

MAGA wanted this.

MAGA continues to point away from Trump.

Get fucked, MAGA.

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u/Nice_Block 5h ago

Republicans won the war on education. We’re seeing the spoils of their victory happening in real time, everyday.

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u/inthedrops 5h ago

They want to trade Clinton in jail for Trump in jail? Where do I sign?

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u/robotteeth 5h ago

I haven’t seen even one person defend Billy boy except the photo that was him and MJ and the women in the photo that were actually there were correcting misinformation about it, if that counts as defending

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 4h ago

Not even Bill Clinton

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u/FblthpLives 4h ago

Even Bill Clinton's official response was "release everything, even if I am in the files."

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u/hyrule_47 4h ago

Bill Clinton is like nah it’s cool Send it

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u/lilBalzac 4h ago

Including Bill himself, who has forcefully called for everything to be released rather than any further deflecting.

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u/herewegoinvt 2h ago

I haven't heard anyone push back on releasing the files because Bill Clinton might be in them, including Bill Clinton's spokesman https://x.com/angelurena/status/2003166064969154839

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u/queasycockles 2h ago

Always with the projection.

No one on the left is crying about Clinton. We're all going 'hey, if he was part of it, he can swing too.'

But given his confidence and insistence on the whole lot being released, it looks like he probably wasn't anyway.

Still, if it turns out he was, I'm not losing any fucking sleep because I don't worship the guy.

They just cannot fathom people not doing what they do and blindly worshipping 'their guy'.

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u/EdgeOld4208 2h ago

Even Bill Clinton isn’t asking for Bill Clinton to be left alone.

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u/Brobard 2h ago

Bill Clinton isn’t even calling for Bill Clinton to be left alone. 

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u/CarbyMcBagel 4h ago

Man, making your own rage bait is weird.

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u/eagles_evertonfan88 5h ago

There’s no one protecting Bill Clinton

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u/Alarmed-Animal7575 5h ago

This talking point by right wingers is one of the most clueless of recent years, and it has a lot of competition. There is only one political party trying to obstruct release of the Epstein file to protect someone named in it, and it’s not the Dems.

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u/knights816 5h ago

I need to at least see these bot posts about leaving bill Clinton alone before I go around believing they exist

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u/ImperfectAuthentic 5h ago

They're desperately trying to make this the narrative, they've all gotten the same marching orders.
Just who the fuck cares about Clinton, we all know he was a dirty old bastard since Lewinsky in the late 90s

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u/Albireookami 5h ago

Clinton isn't even deflecting and wants all the material with his name released, man must really be clean to make such a convicted statement, wonder why trump won't do the same...

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u/SLAMALAMADINGGDONG23 5h ago

Actually, someone IS calling for him to be left alone.

Donald Trump. Yes, really.

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u/TheBlackDemon1996 5h ago

The only things I know about Bill Clinton is he was in a few Simpsons and Family Guy episodes, he was mentioned in the opening to Animaniacs, and the Monica Lewinsky thing. Why would I care if he was in the Epstein Files?

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u/Clever_Username_666 4h ago

Wow, she really murdered him with those words.  (To be fair, this sub's name is so silly and overdramatic that pretty much nothing posted here will actually live up to it)

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u/texas1982 4h ago

I'd like everything released. Many of the photos of Clinton are misleading and there is no evidence to show anything nefarious is happening in many of them.

The DOJ is still deleting photos of Trump though.

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u/Kindly-Ad-5071 4h ago

It's not like we've been saying "fuck 'em both" for months lol.

But how would cuckservatives know that, they live in their own bubble. Shocking, sad.

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u/chaotica78 4h ago

Idk how many times that needs to be said.

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u/Bombadier83 4h ago

False! Donald Trump has made several statements saying that the pictures of bill clinton shouldn’t be seen as an indication of wrong doing.

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u/KEMSATOFFICIAL 3h ago

They literally can’t imagine other people not being like them. They genuinely think everyone is like them.

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u/GreyerGrey 2h ago

It doesn't even seem like the Clintons are saying leave Bill alone. Which... is weird.

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u/CaseFace5 2h ago

The funniest thing about MAGA people is them thinking democrats are as much of a cult as they are. Democrats hate Democrats just as much as they hate Republicans.

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u/GuardianOfZid 2h ago

Not even Bill Clinton is asking us to leave Bill Clinton alone.

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u/Treius 2h ago

Hell Bill Clinton is calling for the files to be released too

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u/mystermee 2h ago

They hope releasing it incrementally will take the air out of it and people will get bored of talking about it. It’s important the attention never lets up on this story.

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u/ChipChimney 2h ago

Now I have to throw away my Bill Clinton hat, my Bill Clinton flags, my Bill Clinton bumper stickers, my Bill Clinton bible, my Bill Clinton…. Oh wait, I don’t have any of that shit because I’m not in a cult.

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u/LikeAKraken 2h ago

Not even Bill Clinton wants Bill Clinton to be left alone.

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u/IronCorvus 2h ago

Every single place I look, it's magats thinking anyone gives a shit about Clinton. Clinton is literally implicating himself to show how much of a bitch this entire administration is. It's not Dems verse Republicans. It's everyone vs MAGA.

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u/Uhhh_what555476384 2h ago

Ironically, not even Bill Clinton.